Judge — August 25, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The house next door is number 1621, and a waggish friend has suggested to him the advisability of trading numbers with his neighbors, so.that-the figures threshold may be the shibboleth of his ign, sixteen to one.— Utica Herald-Dis- Trout the foe— m where'e® You £0. WANTED A MUMMY, Acertain gentleman interested in the Round Lake museum once went to the late honorable S'S. Cox, then a representative in congress from New York, to ask for his influence in helping to obtain an Egyptian mummy. ‘The gentleman sought Mr. Cox and found him in the speaker's chair, temporarily presiding over asession of the house. The caller, who kuew Mr. Cox well, opened the interview by sa “Twant a mummy." Mr, Cox said nothing for a second, but let his eyes slowly sweep arcund the congressional circle; then, waving hand in the same direction, he gravely 4,"*Take your choice.” The gentleman ely secured a mummy, but it was not one of the American variety.— 7roy Times, Packer’s Tar Soap. 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