Judge — August 18, 1900 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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ENOUGH FOR TWO. MIKE had been too healthy a man to know much of pain, and during : 5 Y his first severe ill- “Sis will be pleased to answer any question relating to N¢SS he thought he the welfare of our readers. Write on the edge of the paper Was doomed to a only, and limit queries to 00,000 words. Lay your troubles speedy death. He at her feet. Readers will ail be answered in their turn. hel been a Breen’ s. a. Balan «at 8 ant for many years ; but his wife was a devout Catholic. Mike's own minister Miss Sis Hopkins. Dear madam—I should like to go on the stage and be- come a great actor, as I know I have the necessary talent. What schooling would you advise me to go through in order had been summon- to become a full-fledged actor ? ed, and the sick man Sincerely, waited impatiently Woop B. Ham. A USUAL FEELING. - P have pulled the tooth out. Now. how do you feel? for his coming. At Surrerer—‘' Feel! Why, I feel as if you had pulled my head out last, his fears over- and left the tooth. powering him, he exclaimed, “ Maggie, me darlint, ye'd betther sind for yer praste —1 must be havin’ somebody quick!” “But, Moike dear,” returned the astonished wife, who stood in great awe of the priest, “what if they should come to- gither 2" Niver ye moind, Maggie. Shure, the two av thim togither will have all they can do Mr. CruLter—" Hello, Biscuit ! What kind of powder to git me over!" do you use to bag so much game?” Mr. Biscurt—"* Baking-powder, of course.” HIS FATE. NOW. drug-clerks, don't bewail your lot a ee a le Rm Nor think your martyrdom sub- Qi lime ; ie The fellow who repairs your watch W Is always working over time. X Aborot for the Yocht, Comping Party, Sommer Motel, Fishing Party, Seontat Seashor orthe ORDERED TO LEAVE. May—"' Cholly Chumpp is of the opinion that Miss Topnotch’s father is taking Gulte too much interest in the war in South Africa.” Matriz—"' How fs that?" May—** Why. Cholly called on her the other night and the old gentleman called And be sure to hire a bunch of kids and practice dodging things. him a Boer and told him to trek.” comicbooks.com