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This is primarily an **advertising and light humor page** from June 1913, not a political cartoon. The main content includes: **Legitimate Articles:** - "Away to the Country" — a poem about summer vacation's disappointing reality versus romantic expectations - Health-related advice about digestive issues and insurance innovations **Comic Anecdotes:** The page features brief, mild joke exchanges: a father accusing his son of betting on horses (Son defensively claims he only bet on "dead slow" ones); a young man deflecting criticism about telling multiple girls he loves them as merely being honest rather than unique. **Advertisements:** Most of the page promotes commercial products — Abbey's Effervescent Salt (digestive remedy), Sohmer Pianos, Martell's Brandy, and most prominently, **The Prudential Insurance Company's gold bond policy** (the largest advertisement, detailing investment features). The satire is gentle and domestic rather than political. The overall page reflects early 20th-century consumer culture and conventional middle-class concerns.

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AWAY TO THE COUNTRY. Sweet recuperation—we've waited all the year; | We've waited for the summer, and now the summer's here ; We've waited for vacation, the time it dragged so slow ; But now it looms before us, and we'll pack our trunks and go. Sweet recuperation—amid the misty hills, ‘Amid the quiet lowlands and ever-laughing rills; Amid the velvet roses that seem to smile for you, Amid the morning-glories that bathe in crystal lew. Sweet recuperation—the blue-jean farmer's lad Will pilot us with pleasure where berries can be had; Will whisper out the secret of hooking trout on pins, And show us all at twilight the warm milk in the tins. Sweet recuperation—alas ‘tis but a dream, We read the ads that lure us and hurry out by steam ; Mosquitoes and the ague, and attic rooms that Father (angrily)—"* What! all your money gone? Been betting on fast horses, I sup-| Bose.” | Son (meekly) —"" No, father; you do me un injustice. All the horses I ever bet on were dead slow." —Chicago News. Mr. Fudge stairs? Sound: I'll investi Henry! uating speech.” Who's that screaming up- s if murder were being done. Mrs. Fudge—"* For shame, our Lucy rehearsing her grad- Ohio J. There is happiness in health—there is health in Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Ske—" You tell me you love me; but I sup- pose you have told the same thing to fifty other girls at least.” /e—"* What of that? You wouldn't want to marry a freak, would you?” —Boston Transeri BEATING THE RECORD. It used to be said of life insurance that you had to die to win”; but recent years have changed this, and the newer forms of policies combine investment with life. insurance. As | announced in another column, the Equitable | Life Assurance Society has just settled the largest endowment ever paid. ‘This endowment was on the life of a gentleman in Toronto who was evidently a believer in endowment insur- ance, as he took out $400,000 worth in various companies. His policy for $100,000 in the Equitable at its maturity was worth $150,847, . which, as before said, is the largest payment con eT the abana Ly DR SLE, | CF made to a living policy-holder, and makes | GERT'S Angostura Bitters, and beware of |2 S€0"g argument in favor of the form of in- cheap docestie eobstitutes: surance which makes provision for old age as P . well as giving protection to the family. leak, But we go again next summer at twenty some per week, —Chicago News. is worth a pound of cure. Keep tho action of the stomach, liver and bowels in a normal condition by eliminating all poisonous material from tho blood, ard you will prevent the development of any form of Abbey’s Effervescent Salt “THE ‘SALT’ OF SALTS" used regularly aids digestion, promotes excretion, purifies the blood and clears the complexion, It prevents and cures Constipation, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Sick Headache, Flatulency, Kidney and Liver troublesand all ills caused by adisordered condition of thestomach and bowels. It is ‘Nature's remedy, made from tho salts extracted from tho juices of fresh fruits, pleasant to thetaste with absolutely no reactionary or unpleasant results from its constant ‘use, DR. J. C. CABLE, Brooklyn, N.Y , says: ‘Ihave four or five patients taking Abbey's Salt rogulaty with great benefit T think it the finest liver and intestinal Invigorator on the ket, and shall certainly prescribeit rightalong.” 25c , 50c., and $1 per bottle. ‘At All Druggists’. THE *“SOHMER” HEADS THE * LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor. 22d St. EARL & WILSON'S é i ( COLLARS CUFFS&SHIRTS “| BEST IN THE WORLD. rested in any business?” “* yes—everybody's."—Philadelphia Bulletin. |ACENTS make 25 PER ENT. COM. MISSION by getting © orders for ot ES, Only Salesroom fo Greater New Fork. £ | echt Presence oF Checks. “A Geauine O14 Brandy made from Wine.” | GEM Mia. New terms tree | Great American Tea Co., Medical Press (London) Aug. 18. P. THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. feat rnin "91, Woually cu ‘Jupor’s Lrnzazr ts full of pare fan. No polities. 10¢, INSURANCE POLICY FOR 5280,000 Issued to Charles T Schoen, President of an Industrial Corporation. ALREADY HELD $500,000 company \sa) referred to, and issues this attract: ive 5% GOLD BOND policy in amounts of $5,000 and upward. Latest Arrangements Provide for Gold Bonds Running Twenty Years After Death, HEIRS ALLOWED AN OPTION —-—_—_. One of the largest life insurance poitctes ever issued was made out by an insurance The protec- company of Newark. N J. yesterday It Is tion afforded Cor $250,000, and fs what {s known as a five per . cent gold bond policy - 13) is absolute— Charies T Schoen, of Philadelphia, presi: dtut of the Pressed Stect Car Company, Is the invest= ment unexe the person on whose life it is made He wiil vay an annual premium of 318.200. On his death the company will ixsuc to his bene Nclary 20 bonds of $LO00 each, bearing five Der cent Interest. or £12.50 a yeat, for twenty celled; Years, when the principal will be pald. ‘If Loll settlement is desired at the time of his death the company will pay $34.20. ITS LEADING FEATURES ARE: Moderate cost. Payments may be made annually, semi- annually, or quarterly. In the event of death, Policy at once matures, and no further payments are required. At maturity (either by death or completion of an endowment period), the Company issues a series of bonds guaranteeing an annual income of five per cent. for twenty years, payable semi-annually in advance to the holder, in gold. At the end of twenty years the bonds are pay- able in gold for their full face value. Write for full information. The Prudential Insurance Company of America. ADDRESS, DEPARTMENT R. HOME OFFICE: NEWARK, N. J. JOHN PF. DRYDEN, Preside comicbooks.com