Judge, 1900-07-14 · page 13 of 20
Judge — July 14, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and promotional content** rather than political satire. The main feature is a portrait of President **William McKinley**, labeled "The Man of the Hour," available as a ten-color reproduction print for framing—reflecting McKinley's popularity during his presidency (1897-1901), likely around the Spanish-American War period when his approval was high. The page includes several brief humorous anecdotes unrelated to McKinley, plus various product advertisements (Wilson Whiskey, watches, bicycles, Schlitz beer, card cases). The **Schlitz beer advertisement** includes physician-endorsed messaging about purity and germ-free brewing—reflecting early 20th-century anxieties about hygiene and contamination. The humor snippets appear designed as filler content typical of Judge's satirical format, though none constitute sustained political commentary on this particular page.
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I want to be an angel— I do, so pray don't doubt it; But I may add I also want To take my time about it. —Philadelphia Press, The firm of Sohmer & Co, has grown con- stantly in favor with the public since its found- ing, and this is a natural result on account of reliability and trustworthiness. This firm | ed, it an has shown so much enterprise and real ability management and ** push " of its business even competitors freely acknowledge the ding position it occupies in the trade. “You look robust,” remarked the !ady of, the house. ‘*Are you equal to the task of saw- ing wood?" ‘* Equal iso’t the word, madam,” replied the pilgrim as he resumed his journey ; Bs oe ‘superior to it," —PAiladelphia Kecord, At the coronation the ancient forms were rigidly adhered to. ‘Hail, oh, king!” cried the courtiers. And the new monarch respond- , “* Thank you ever so much ; but if it’s all the same to you I would rather reign than hail.” Then all laughed heartily, just as if this were not upward of eight hundred years old.—De- troit Journal, Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Ma. AGENTS Can Make Enormous Profits by selling our 14-karat, gold-filled, full-jewel watches, $100.00 a month easily made. Write for particulars, or send money-order for $3 95 for sample (retailing at $50.00), with privilege of returning. Guaranteed for 20 years. Also the best 1900 bicycle made for only $15.95 complete (retailing at $50.00). Offers never heard of, We guarantee salary to our agents. Write or order at once. England Watch Co., 326 Grand, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, “Have you ample police protection in your neighborhood?” ‘Yes, indeed. Our cook is the most popular one for blocks."—Pailadel- phia Bulletin Fine-Blooded Cattle, Sheep, ‘oultry, ng Dogs. Send stamps for Catalogues. 190 engravings, BOYER & CO, Coatesville, Pa, THE MAN OF THE HOUR. A MAGNIFICENT PORTRAIT OF President McKinley. Copyright, 1900, ty Judge Oo. It will be sold at 10 cents per copy. Portraits, securely packed in tubes, will be mailed anywhere on receipt of price. JUDGE COMPANY, 110 Fifth Ayenue, New. York, boil Reproduced in Ten Colors from a Late Photograph, for which the President gave a Special Sitting at our request. (Size, 14x 21 Inches.) When a good physi- cian prescribes beer for a patient, it is Schlitz beer. A physician knows the value of purity. Ask him how germs affect keer and he will tell you that few stomachs can digest them. He will say that impure beer is unhealth- ful. You will know then why we brew Schlitz beer under such rigid precautions---why we even filter the air that touches it ; why we filter the beer, then sterilize every bottle. If you knew what we know, and what your physician knows about beer, you, too, would in- sist on Schlitz. It is printed for us on heavy plate-paper, in a form suitable for framing, in the famous French style of color-plate work. Every Ameri- can family will want one of these| handsome pictures of the President. | It is in no sense a cheap chromo, but an example of the very highest style of illuminated printing, and will ornament any library or draw- ing-room. A NEW ALUMINUI1 CARD CASE__. that protects both sides and all edges of the cards. No Fough cdgen a8 ere Is NO PERFORATING, NO SCORING, NO TEARING OUT iain nis, ere ey sor shel eect nme ganas tr REcanenes outer iececrastgte AND 100 FINB SASEND Abbess: SOC. By mall, add 8c. extra. ng tncenn and get Gio RSece Fro orders tous | Sddress, se. Etre cards AMERICAN STATIONERY CO., Inc., 126 MARKET ST., CHICAGO, P comicbooks.com