Judge — May 26, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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GEORGIA REVIVAL MEETING. Ef Satan git de preacher, too, De sinner "bleege ter doubt. Ef you git dar befo’ I do lease stomp de fire out. Sinner, don’t you doubt ; Rise up now en shout ! Ef you git dar befo’ I do Please stomp de fire out. Dey say dey ain’t no hell fo’ you— Dey twis’ it all erbout. Ef ea dar befo' I do Please stomp de fire out. Sinner, don’t you doubt Dat Satan make you shout. Ef you git dar befo’ I do Please stomp de fire out. —Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Bipans Tabates, ten for fve, Stomach ills away will delve : Pain exp-lllog, sleep compelling, Peerless LLP: wen for Ove. He —' hbors have been next door to us for “Do you mean to tell me our new a sie week and you don’t know yet what sort people they are?’ She—"* Yes; but I'll be to tell you when you come home this even- This is their first wash-day."—PAtlade Press. as walking through a lovely. quiet vil te 1. .” said the gentleman with the high collar, imiring the pensive beauty of the scene an d bedering how the soul of man could content 1fto dwell in the crowded city, where sordii brie, noise, dust and confusion render life ure. when my attention was suddenly draw rlarge, ripe beautiful apple hanging on just inside a picket-fence. It was withi ny a n a in yrreach, and while I was balancing my in- ation to grab that apple and eat it ag: t Ieluctance to violate my principles by com. ga petty larceny—while was doing | s. I say—for I really wanted to pick that es,” said the gentleman wit And the orchestra played "* Oh, whah i bd ole Dan’el? 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Ask for Abbott's. “I thought that girl was in love with me, so felt kind 0° forced to propose.” ** Well?” declined me, saying she had only been unust ally friendly because I was so pathetically ugly Indianapolis Journal, * Very often,” remarked the long-haired man, “* the printer mixes up words in my pcems, thus creating different meanings and thoughts from “That so?” inquired the . “How much does he charge Indianapolis Sun. Mrs, Semper Maginnis laughed gleefully as she abstracted a ten-dollar gold-piece, three ‘er dollars, a handful of loose change and a penny from her husband's pocket, leaving in place thereof a small bit of paper upon which was written “April fool.” ** How. surprised Henry will be," she murmured, “* when he gets on the car in the morning and finds himself without car-fare.” Once more Mrs. Semper Maginnis laughed gleefully. 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The fair young elocutionist waved her arms wildly as she hurled this bunch of Byron at her audience. ‘* Good gestures,” said Mr. Knows- itt, ** but very poor in pronunciation Think of spending money to learn elocution and then committing such an error as to say of Greece’ for ‘oils of grease.” ‘* But,” said Mrs. Knowsitt in an apologetic way, ‘* perhaps it is a dialect recitation.”—Haltimore Ameri- can, fo eee ey Evans’ Ale is Just the Thing for Country Club Life ee | It Doubles the Pleasures and Benefits of an Outing Always in Prime Conaition and always ‘eady for use—no sediment EARL "WILSON Ss “cous CUFFS&SHIRTS ALTOGETHER CORRECT. I see her now, my dancing-girl, Her figure bent with matchless grace, Her gauzy skirts all in a whirl, A dainty smile upon her face. Upon my couch her toe-tips rest, ‘And me alone her eyes enthrall. Oh, that’s all right; please don’t protest. She's in a poster on my wall. 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