Judge — May 26, 1900 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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“Sis” will be pleased to answer any question relating to the welfare of our readers, Write on the edge of the paper only, and limit queries to 500,000 words. Lay your troubles at her feet, Readers will all be answered in their turn, 8.1. Remember that the shower-bath style of eating is no longer au fait, And recollect that it isn't now considered good form to carry away edibles, ete. T White-pine comers ‘tis the rule To organize a Sunday-school Each year in May. Its purpose is, to do some good ‘And help along the neighborhood In a social way. Professor Bocky leads in song And the Bushy girls, they help along With up-tuned eyes. And Deacon Hyslop leads in prayer ; He sends up thanks for food and air, 'Mid groans and sighs. And love and fellowship abound Till summer wanes and time comes round To celebrate. then there breaks out an awful strife ‘ween the cobbler’s daughter and the black- smith's wife, About the date. And every housewife jaws from her door, And fists are made at the general store By spunky men. At last, when the autumn winds blow cold, They all agree they'd better hold The picnic then. But the good of the Sunday-school is lost— Frozen to death by that picnic’s “frost,” ‘As might seem plain, : And most of the winter wears away - Ere next-door neighbors deign to say “* Good-day ” again. But at White-pine corners ‘tis the rule ‘To organize a Sunday-school Each year in May. Its purpose is, to do some good ‘And help along the neighborhood Ina social way. ceoxce A, uxckewnavon. FROM OUR COUNTRY CORRESPONDENT. At the auction on Saturday Sam Jones's fine horse went for almost nothing. SA: 2. a et HE a, NO FUN AT ALL IN THAT. HaoLp—"* I will make all my property over to you after we are married, my dear.” Epiti—"The idea! What fun will there be for me in spending my own money?” THE NEXT CHANGE, Fosdick —“The English are very grateful to the Irish troops.” Keedick—"\ am told that the Eng- lish soldier's nickname will be changed from Tommy Atkins to Patrick Atkins.” SHE NEVER HEARD OF THE BRONX RIVER. Mrs. GRoGAN- Mrs. Ducan —'‘Arrah ! Pat's got a job in the tube-works up on the Bronx.” Oi've aften rid av thim bronchial tubes,” comicbooks.com