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AN ULTERIOR OBJECT. \ youth I lately met upon the street— ) "youth to me well known—I love him not— Sor overmuch, at least; yet I, full sweet \nd.courtly, smiled'on him. He said he'd got romething new —w ‘A gleesome jest, i faith ! a merry jape.”” he, smirking idiot-like (I hate sappy, witless leer). Ere I could ‘scape wold his tale—a very senseless yarn ; \ sorry, antiquated anecdote \r e'en in childhood was not worth a darn— From sense and wit and worth alike remote. jot 1, with hollow laughter, roared amain And held my straining sides and smote my igh, od wiped my eyes and whooped and laughed ain; vuckled and sniggered, tittered joyously, Prowsting, cachinnating, ‘twas a gem, rhe best one I had heard for many moons— puce lalapaloosa and a stem- jer, b’gosh! and other things. Eftsoons Would you ask the reason why nterfeited this excessive glee? His father views me with a baleful ey. 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Gayboy—"* What's old Colonel Kaintuck still kicking about? whisky yet?” Lushley—"* Yes; but the colonel complains that he's not getting the full strength of it. his mouth water." —PAiladelphia Press, yes, there is—to have him refuse it.”—Detroit or colic will find immediate relief and sure cure Hasn't the waiter brought his You see, while he was waiting for it the sight of all those bottles behind the bar made Dear Aggie, if they've caught you, Which we sincerely hope is true, Do you know, you sprinting Tagal, hat they ought to do to you? ‘They should bring you on to ‘And let you have a view Of the sorry crowd of fellows who Have been standing up for you. Bitters. has. Try it. WILLIAMS stick’ PHS da THE J.B. WILLIAMS CO THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OF NEW YORK RICHARD A. McCURDY Presivent STATEMENT For the year ending Decembr 31, 1899 According to the Standard of the Insurance Department of the State of New York INCOME Recetved for Premiums + From all other Sources + = $44,524,519 22 =_14,365,667 99 $53,85 DISBURSEMENTS To Polley-holders for Claims by Deat +f ints To Polley-holders for Endow- mente, Divide For all other acco: 077 21 $16,629,939 43 10,739,057 12 25228,644 13 ‘$33,597,480 63, ASSETS United States Bonds and other >: $173,185,661 74 Bond and = 74,704,821 63 See ‘= 6,880,000 00 = 4,374,686 66 Comp spany's 12 Oflco Buildings, and other Proper- tles - eoietie 23,186,525 06 Baste and Trast Com: as os les se eer 012, foterest, Net Deferred ess 6,060,637 41 $301,844,637 62 ‘LIABILITIES oe Policy Reserves, ete. = = _ $251,711,988 61 Contty tee F = 47,952,648 OF Available for Authorized Divi . dends = + + +=” 180,000 00 $301,944,037 68 arance and A: Atte foree tn $1,052,665,211 64 I have carefully examined the foregoing State- ment and find the same to be correct ; liabilities calculated by the Insurance Department. Cuances: ELLER Auditor ROBERT A. GRANNISS Vict-Prewoent Water R. Gitterte Isaac P, Ltov> FRepesic Cromwett Emory McCuxtock, General Manager ad Vice-President Treasurer ‘Actuary. rich young man,” and the golden text, thing thou lackest.” A lady teacher two, and, looking earnestly ly face, the child unblushingly told her, Horn, ashington Philadelphia Call, Renew your nerve force by daily and sys- tematic use of Abbott's, the Original Angostura If your grocer hasn't it the druggist A superintendent of a Congregational Sun- day-school in England relates the following true incident : The title of the lesson was ‘' The primary class asked a little tot to repeat the in the teacher's thing thou lackest—a rich young man."—Ram's Ale- drinkers don’t leave an inch full of Ale in the bottom of a bottle of Evans Ale Neither do they have to drink that inch full of sediment. You can turn the bottle upside down, and drain the last drop— No Sediment— that’s why! 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