Judge — January 27, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUST THINKING, I'm thinking of building a beautiful home the heart of a forest superb, a‘‘den” all alone in its great sunny dome, Where no duns may come up to disturb. No doubt it will be at enormous expense That I'll fashion this palace so fair; ‘And ‘tis true that I'm lacking in dollars and cents, And my garments are growing threadbare— But I'm thinking. With I'm thinking I'll go to the wars, and will show Our dull army-leaders the way To quell a rebellion—new tactics, you know, fo hurry things up; but to-day There is trouble at home, for the cook 's on a strike Hecause she must get up at eight. So I can’t go to war in the way I'should like, I try to be cheerful and wait— But I'm thinking. ters. Iam thinking sometimes that I'll start life anew— Live over again all the years ; Do none of the things that I ought not to do; He noble and perfect, my dears. ‘Tis a tender, sweet dream from my earliest And | If owls, that never, day —S. E. Kiser in gestive organs is Dr. MEN AND OWLS. (A rhyme for email poopie.) The owl sits on its perch all day ‘And winks its solemn eyes, ple look at it and say 1¢ owl is very wise, ‘To man is given the gift of speech, Likewise the power to think— While lordly man can loudly preach ‘The owl can.only blink. night, Say more than just ‘* Too-woo, Could talk as men can talk they mi Sometimes seem foolish, too. icago Times-Herald, The best appetizer and regulator of the di- iegert’s Angostura Bit. Try it. Be sure to get the genuine. “The interest in our church seems flagging.”* we will have to get up a bazar or a re- Indianapolis Journal. 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