Judge, 1899-12-23 · page 17 of 46
Judge — December 23, 1899 — page 17: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This 1899 cartoon depicts Miss Giraffe standing under mistletoe surrounded by admiring male animals (appearing to be goats, monkeys, and other creatures). Her spoken regret—"I wish I weren't so tall"—satirizes courtship dynamics of the era. The joke plays on height as a social disadvantage for women. Despite being in a romantic setting (mistletoe), her unusual tallness presumably prevents suitors from kissing her easily, making her height an obstacle rather than an asset. The cartoon likely mocks rigid courtship conventions and beauty standards of Victorian society, where conforming to expected physical norms mattered more than individual qualities. The animal characters suggest the absurdity of these social rules.
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‘COMMONT 1899 BY JUDGE COMPUNY OF NEW YORK. Sackett & Wiel Litho & Pi Co.New York. A REGRET. Miss Gmarve (under the misiletoe)—'' Gracious! I wish I weren't so tall.” comicbooks.com