Judge — November 18, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Vuage A DELICATE HINT. said Mrs. Tenterhook to her husband. am listening,” said her husband. And Mrs. Tenterhook read substantially as fol- lows from a daily newspaper: “Frederick Jaysmith and his wife of Port Mar- ion, West Virginia, quarreled about a year ago and separated. Yesterday Frederick visited his wife with a view to effecting a reconciliation. She saw him coming up the street and prepared to meet him. ‘As soon as he rapped at the door she opened it and hit him on the head with a rolling-pin, knocking him down on the door-step. She then kicked him several times before he could rise and rolled him down the porch-steps upon the sidewalk, where she emptied a big pitcher of hot water over him.’ Now what do you think of that 2” “Well,” said Mr. Tenterhook, after a moment or two of thought, “I should think that—what did you say the man’s name was?” SbINE Winjou] SAFE AND SURE. Epitn—"" What's a good way to keep an objectionable suitor from pro} Erni— Just hint that you would accept him if he did.” CORRECT. Fightin’? T learned dat in er book.” What kinder book?” * Serap-book, ay course.” Frederick Jay- smith. “Well, if 1 were Mr. Jaysmith,” Mr. Tenterhook went on, “T should regard that as a gentle hint that my wife didn’t wish to be reconciled.” WILLIAM HENRY sIVITER, HIS IDEA OF VARIETY. +6 ROBBIE, what would you like for dinner?" ” Puddin’.” “Yes; and what else?” “ Why—er—more puddin’. OW much pound- j é ing we need be- ANOTHER IN THEIR FAVOR. Noanc ceca Tile De reason we so shuah ter win is bekase, dis bein’ feet-ball, we got de advantage ob habin’ de feet. ‘ais, sub; yo' got de advantage ob lookin’ like de wild men from Borneo, so dem white kids gwine ter tender to others. so bad dey cain't play—dat's what.” posing?” git skeered comicbooks.com