Judge — November 4, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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CIDER-MAKING TIME. They are gathering the apples in the orchard on the hill ; They are carrying the baskets to the humming cider-mill. ‘The breeze is blowing sweetly and the autumn days are fai The happy farmer whistles as he works away out there ; And the smoke is curling upward as it used to long ago When the winds that made our noses rather moist began to blow. Down the crumpled leaves are dancing from the branches overhead, Aod the doves are softly cooing on the weath- er-beaten shed ; ‘The ground is strewn with pumpkins where the corn is cut away, slopes beyond the valley lie in some- thing soft and gray, While a sort of dreamy music issues from the humming mill, And the wind is blowing: softly through the orchard’on the hill, Ard They ate gathering: the apples that the winds have shaken down, And the child is full of wonder who is visiting from town, Oh, :_amber stream of something fit for gods is flowing out, a daring yellow-jacket sips serenely from the spout. Ab, the mill is humming gayly as the golden apples fall, Aod the frugal farmer 's busy grinding up the worms and all. —S. E. Kiser in Chicago Times-Herald, White There are many imitations of Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters—most of them dangerous. The yenuine is a household remedy. When I hate a woman I always hope that she will chew gum on the streets. —I wish a man could preserve joy in cans, like tomatoes, and use it when scarce. When a man does find joy he usually finds more than he can-use-all at once.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. in Brewing and ff ES “Aren't you going to denounce that iniq tous combine?” asked the friend. | “* Not yet,” answered Senator Sorghum. ** I'll do it before the campaign gets under way; but I'm afraid the deal isn’t secure enough on its feet to war- rant me in making any grand-stand plays at present. I might spoil it."— Washington Star. One trial will prove the efficacy of Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, to give strength to body and brain, At your grocer's or drug: gist’s. “A Missouri man who fell heir to ten thou: sand dollars one day got married the next.” * Well, don’t judge him too harshly on that account. He might have got drank. "—CAi- cago Times-Herald. So familiar ant so popular has become the Pruden- tual Insurance Company's utilization of the rock of Gibraltar in its advertisements, as a means of measur- the company's strength, that the company, believ- there ws a widespread desire 10 learn more about jraltar than ts generally known, has just issued a booklet giving a history of the famous fortress. Handsome half-tone pictures of both the terior and exterior of the rock are shown in the booklet, many facts of interest are told regarding the great Shit" made by the Prudential in using the rock of Gibraltar in its advertisements, ‘A copy of this booklet will be sent free to any one writing 10 the home office in Newark, New Jersey, mentioning Juoce. Friend—"* Considering that your living ex-+ penses are fully up to your income, I don't see | how you contrived to get such a reputation asa philanthropist.” A/r. Spendall —* Oh, 1 never give anything : I do the hat-passing.”— New York Weekly. Dr. Ball's Coagh Syrup Is a remarkable medicine. Adry, lickling, hacking cough. the wart ing that consumption lurks near, needs no other Joc but Dr Buls's Cough Syrup. It positively cures at and lung trouble. Gilfoyle takes a broad and statesmanlike w of national affairs,” remarked Callowhill, May I ask what you mean by a broad an statesmanlike view 2” asked Gummey. ** WI er—er—Giloyle thinks as I think.""—Detroit Free Press. Lady—"* Lwish to geta hat for my husband.” Hatter—* What kind, ma'am?” Lady—"* A telephone hat, if you please.” /atter—"1| never heard of a telephone hat.” Zady—" Ob, yes; they are the kind you can talk through.” —Chicago News. A Baptist minister was asked how it was that he consented to the marriage of his daughter to a Presbyterian, ‘Well, my dear friend,” he replied, **as far as 1 have been abi cover, Cupid never studied theology."”—Ohio State Journal. Jvpor's Linkany Is full of pure fun. No politics. te. ‘will get more THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 22D STREET. 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