Judge — September 30, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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1, V3 \ AT THE DEWEY REUNION. ‘TineD Teupces —"* You want de story of me takin’ ter de road an’ my deep antipat'y fer work? It wuz bekuz of de job { had as a bath-attendant dat thoroughty disgusted me, an’ no human bein’ w'ot had to handle soap. towels an’ water all de day cud do else dan w'ot I did, which was ter t'row up me job. But L can say this, [ never took a bath in de place.” THE MOMENTOUS QUESTION. G HE nas yearnings scientific, In the cookery department As professor of a college In the arts she is prolific, She can show you ev'ry art meant We have seen her ample knowledge ; And at medicine she holds her own ; In the dietetic way 10 serve : ics she is truly great ; At the law she is no plodder, And her decorative genius Phough in all she shows devotion, And, what's infinitely odder, 1y remarkable—between us— Naught can challenge her emotion She the pulpit graces like a throne. ‘Asa diplomat she, too, has nerve. Like this doubt —"" Oh, is my hat on steaight 2" PLAYING POLICY. Most—"* What yo" fink ob McKinley's Philippine policy ?” Prre—" Waal, [reckon ole McKinley ‘Il wish he'd stuck to Frankfort, Louisville, or 4-11-44 policy befo' he gets froo wif it.” comicbooks.com