Judge — July 22, 1899 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST. IE HAD a madly jumping tooth ; His pain was grievous. very. He only smiled and said.“ Forsooth, It all imaginary He lost a leg. he lost an arm ; But still the wight was merry, And faintly smiled,“ Feel no alarm— It's all imaginary He died; and when old Charon came To row him o'er the terry His words and smile were still the TRIALS OF A PARENT. Cobwiyger — VM answer any question now you may ask me, my boy WATERMELON SEASON. Freddte—" Then why does putting a penny revenue- ce SAWHUCK SOW (overcome by the display of melous and the aroma arising therefrom)— stamp on an article make it cost ten cents more” “Cynthia, dattin’, is yo'r honey dreamin’? Kase if he is doan’ yo" wake me,” DEEP DISTRESS oe HEN we were about & a | two days out at sea,” z; : - said the returned traveler, “we Ss : came upon a fine yacht fying interme pS Z . signals of distress. ; 5 Z : replied the man who was listening to the traveler's tales, “that the yacht’s supply of water had become ex- hausted.” “No; but the boat’s'supply of champagne was all gone.” NATURE'S MUSIC. TILE woods strike up a melody : ‘Their tones are clear and rich. ‘The maple gives the sweetness And the pine-tree gives the pitch. THE END OF A DREAM, Wife— Well, all is over. The servant has served a notice ‘on me to quit.” THELIMAW TER OO? Husband (resignedly) — Fixsr noy—" How did yer come ter lose de game” “Wait until 1 pack my things SECOND hoy —"* Why, six of our fellers had sore throats, so’s dey couldn't cuss above a whisper.” and I'll go with you.” BREAKING IT I see ye advertised in the Podunk Herald fer a wile. ¥ Ye see, | want ter let Sue Perkins know I'm willin’, but I hain't got the nerve ter tell her so.” comicbooks.com