Judge — July 22, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

FAIR WARNING. $+ (G0OD-BYE. father.” said the youth as he left the home-nest to make his fortune in the great city; “good-bye. I go in search of the golden fleece.” “That's all right, Reuben,” replied the wise old man: “but beware of the golden brick.” RAPID GAIN. Uncle Reuben —" Times air gettin’ better fer the farmers right along—better even than they were last year at this time, Things air livelier.” Uncle Joshua—" That's right. 1 kin report three book-agents, two cloth-peddlers, two corn-doctors an’ a feller sellin’ some hygienic an’ nutritious underwear, all fer last week, as against one half-hearted lightnin’-rod agent fer the correspondin’ week of last year, an’ nothin’ but three tramps fer the same period of the year before that.” Stanaus B Covennacen JUDGE'S WORLD'S FAZA. No xxvun AR OF DENMARK. ns, but Danes are we, Wwestion of homage to thee. orn but to rege, rer an empire of hearts, if thou only wilt deign Copenhagen is far, but the journey “s worth while, And the voyage tempestuous— just for thy smile, This there, and there only, one seeks not in vain The true Danish damsel—no Lady Disdain, REASON ENOUGH. . a HARRY doesn’t do differently 1 shall NO SENSE OF SMEAR never marry him in the world. * I don't see why you want to swear so—a cold in the head isn’t so awful ” “Wh hi do?” Tue wer—t You'd swear if you'd worked all day on a bunch of artificial flowers before you found hat do you want him to do out your mistake.” “Why, ask me, of course." THE TIME FOR PRAYER. arling, hear my 5 ‘ -yes; pray for all you're worth, Reggy. I hear papa coming down stairs.” comicbooks.com