Judge — July 1, 1899 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Tt seems to me more like the land of God ‘Than any world-land I ever trod And when I shall lie beneath the sod May my spirit live in the land of Nod; For I'm sure that land is a land of God. rien Swinton in Brooklyn Citizen. Coe Chem. Co., Cleveland, 0. DER MOUSE, Bound Volames Jupar. Every copy of Jupce for 1898, in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9. Send orders prompt!) . Jadge Pablishing Co., 110 Fifth Avence, NEW YORK. Tors, post \ THE LAST KISS. I pat by the half-written poem, While the pen, idly trailed in my hand, Writes on: Had I words to complete it, Who'd read it, or who'd understand ?” But the little bare feet on the'stairway, And the faint, smothered laugh in the hall And the eerie-low lisp on the silence, Cry up to me over it all, So, I gather it up—where was broken ‘The tear-faced thread of my theme, Telling how, as one night I sat writing, A fairy broke in on my dream — My little ingaisitive fairy— My own. little girl, with the gold Of the'sun in her hair. and the dewy Blue eyes of the fairies of old ‘Twas the dear little girl that I scolded— ** For it was a moment like this," I said: ** When she knew I was busy To come romping in for a kiss ?— Come rowdying up from her mother And clamoring there at my knee For ‘one ‘ittle kiss for my dolly. And one ‘ittle uzzer for me" * God pity the heart that repelled her And the cold hand that turned her away ; And take from the lips that denied her This answerless prayer of to-day ! Take, Lord, from my mem'ry forever ‘That pitifal sob of des, And the patter and trip of the little bare feet, And the one piercing cry on the stair ! I put by the.half-written poem, While the’pen, idly trailed in my hand Writes on: ** Had T words to comple Who'd read it, or who'd understand ?” Bat the little bare feet on the stairway. And tHe eerie-low’lisp on the silence, Cry up to me over it all, —James Whitcomb Riley, And the faint, smothered laugh in the hall, Soap Safety Wool Soap is safe i because it is pure, clean, white, and made for skin-use. Switt and Company, Makers, Chicago Mr, Gotham—" Here, sit, is some whisk: which T have bad in my cellar fr twenty years.” Colonel Kaintuck—"' Well, well! 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