Judge — July 1, 1899 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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room for a book. Two happened 40 Who n THE STREET PLAYER He sth THE old man played. His violin a Quivered and throbbed with Td rapture ; ‘There seemed no song of, earth or Oh, he sky G Te He's t ‘The minstrel could not capture. f The w The passing throng paused, breath- ‘At less, mute, I hate Of time and place forgetful : Fe | Whenever duty urged one on He turned away regretful Dr. ‘The player stopped to pass his hat. imitat ‘The crowd dispersed and van- gerou ished : Ay * These fiddlers —idle set !" they York detect Tis time that they were and v banished" aasac. nown, ad ence. HE BAGGED THEM. wo Old hunter — Hallo, old fel- Ne low! how's hunting? I don’t see no p that you have bagged anything.” nal 2 New hunter —“ Oh, you grees don't, eh! ‘Then just look at 3 “y the knees of my new hunting- HAD ITS VIRTUES. Jame trousers.” Youne Lany (in background, just returned from the sea-shore) —"* Well, de girl what stays in town all summer doesn’t nel have such a slow time, after all.” | oe a fai HER DESIGNATION. by TLLIE was sent by her that grandmother to the sitting- does not Her to lie on the table, one of which was covered with a brown-paper cover. “ Grandma,” called the little girl from the open door, * which do you want, the one that's just plain, or the one with an apron on?” A SAGE SUGGESTION. Hogan (covetously)——" "T O'Hoggarty’s bottle, but ut's silf thot’s bur-r-r-nin’ wid If Oi take a drink out av ut he'll be noticin’ ut roight away, pes McLubberty (brilliantly) — | “ Phwoy don't yez take ut out Doctor (examining for a life-insurance policy)—" Which do you most resemble in constitution and looks, your father av the bottom av the bottle ?” } or mother 7” } THE APPLICANT ( feeling for his gun)—" See here, doc; it's an insult ter the fair sex. not ter mention my mother, ter intermate that she was responsible fur my peculiar style uv beauty.” THE GENERAL CASE. Y STUDVING the facts We find it is decreed ‘That he who sows wild oats Most always runs to seed EXTRAVAGANT. + ¢MAMMA.” exclaimed Beth, as she saw for the first time an ostrich, ~ just see how that bird has spent all its money on tail- feathers.” I AN EXCEPTION. Crawford —“ There is nothing like perseverance.” Crabshaw —“ Still, it F hasn't done much for the AICOMFROMISE: i Son —"* If yer lick me, dad, I'll tell ma I don't want to go to see the circus this year.” Fatnex— Wa-al, | know yer do want ter go, and yer want yer poor old pop to take yer ; so I English in their attempts to : won't lick yer.” win a yacht-rac comicbooks.com