Judge — June 24, 1899 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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WHEN FOLLY STROLLED ABROAD. gj OLY strolled abroad one night Down in Muggins court ; Drank till in a sorry plight, Broke the law for sport “* Shameful, shameful !" Wisdom said. “* Better all such fools were dead.” Folly strolled abroad one night Up on Beacon hill ; Drank till in a sorry plight, Had of sport his fill Wisdom laughed. Ah, well,” he said, * Folly and Youth must always wed.” A CHARITABLE CRITICISM Bohemian — Do you think the editors read all the poems they declin Poet—" Wt looks more as if they didn’t read the ones they print.” azine TRAGEDY, . “Ab! a burglar at my door. I'll soon fix him, — 3, —Why, it’s a mosquito!” 1 ve named this calf of mine. I guess, a dozen times or so. When she was born I named her Bess, and I thought, you know, V'd name her something popular and striking, don't you sec? ‘That was before the Maine blew up, and sof named het Lee. Cap. Sigsby next I named her, and Bagley after that ; —Schley—Miles—Hobson—Roosyvelt— y! this calf should have a belt. HIGHLY-COLORED LIFE. Se THERE is no use,” sighed the lovely lady in th “in trying to look at all respectable in this life.”” “Why not?” asked the servant-girl who occupied the same comer of the page. colored supplement, |. the color-presses are out of order half the time, and one is apt to tind her rosy complexion either on her lap or on the wall.” A SOFT ANSWER. Landlord—* Repairs? without repairs.” Tenant—" Nou misunderstand me, Mr, repairs to. my family.” Why. one family lived in this house twelve years Renter. I'm not asking for Yip ‘t r—* | can see a present in the bottom of my tea-cup.”” -"* 1 can see a doctor's bill in the bottom of your candy-box.”* -comicbooks.com