Judge — June 24, 1899 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

HE GOT BEEF EVERYWHERE, Watrex (0 voluuteer)—"* Beef soup, beef stew, or roast beef?” THE MODERN NOVELIST. oe W RITEBY is a prolific fellow. 1 wonder if he ever stops to think?” “Bless you, no! Nor does he ever think to stop.” = 2 STAN AWS ly a Z HONG-KONG fsb Were La China Astor, ‘Or Celestial Vanderbilt NOT ALWAYS THE WINNER. [8 THE matrimonial race perhaps "Tis the easy-going have cause for chagrin ; It is not the girl who's been over more laps Who, the wise will bet. is the one to win, A CASE IN POINT. Mfrs, Dorcas—" When the women per hand you'll see how the world will advance. Dorcas—" | don't know about that. China is THE ILE PASSION. the only nation where a woman has full control, and ANGELINA (¢cstatically)—"* Oh, heavens, Gertrude! how T could love dat man !" she is going backward all the time.” HOW THE HOBO USED THE PANCAKES, Workstr Nar—" Madam, here's yer needle an’ t'read, an’ t'anks fer dose cold pancakes. Dey filled a terrible vacancy — -—for me, kind lady!” comicbooks.com