Judge — June 17, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Contrasting the intellectual love letters of Robert Browning to E those of Bulwer-Lytton to his inamorata, an ex. ample of the latter is given, In closing a par. ticularly ambrosia epistle Bulwer-Lytton wrote: “And now, darling, good-bye and God bless co, and may oo forgive Puppy as utterly and sincerely as 00 possibly can, Messrs, Kisses x Co. Pay to Poodle : 2,000,000 to her eyes, 760,540,087 to her lips, 9,000,070,005 to her cheeks (Signed) Puppy, 1827, London —P. Is me good?" The inference is that Ed- ward had it bad.—Aochester Sunday Herald, There is at least one real Angostura Bitters -Dr. Siegert’s—and no other stomach bitters just as good.” Avoid substitutes. Didn't it surprise you when Sir Archibald June-Bugg said to his constituents at the close o! his speech the other evening, ‘Thankful for past favors, I respectfully solicit a continuance of the same"?” © Not at all,” replied the theosophist, ‘1 lave always believed Sir Archibald to be the reincarnation of some country milliner,"—Chi- (aga Tribune, Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, the best all the time—all seasons, ali people; ben- elits mind and body. At grocers and drug- gists. A little girl who resides with her parents not over a thousand miles Irom Gloversville is very mach up to the times. At her prayers the other night, after the usual appeal for her loved ones, she added, "And please, Lord, take care of yourself, too; for if anything should happen to you we couldn't have any one but Mr. McKin- ley to depend on, and he isn't doing as well as papa expected."—Gloversville Herald. % Women are probably so much happier than men because they have no wives.—The look on the average married woman's face ought to teach most people better —When a woman marries a man because she pities him other folks are apt to pity him because she marries | him. —Mew York Press. PURE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence no cleansing agent compares with Packer’s ‘Tar Soap. feel that your Cece THIS MERIT I$ DUE TO THE GRADUATED CORD IN THE ENDS /aame of thelr furnisher who does not Keep them. 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