Judge — June 3, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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When summer comes, down to the shore Goes many a lovely daughter; While others to the mountains go, And there are in the swim also, Although not near the water Philadelphia Bulletin, If Captain Coghlan were asked he would probably say that he is saddest after he sings. —Chicago Times-Herald, Avoid all danger of disease from drinking ‘mpure water by adding ten to twenty drops of Dr, Siegert’s Angostura Bitters to a glass Mr, -Hiland —* Poor Skribbles kept up to he very last the fiction that he was a man of etter Mr. Hatket —" Wow so?" Mr Mil In his will he appointed a literary executor."— Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. A Bridgeport, Connecticut, man fired point lank at the heart of his wife, but the bullet, glancing off a corset-steel, did no harm. The moral of this tale is that a woman should al- ways wear a corset when she is to be shot at,— Rochester Herald. Indigestion gives way to the potent power of | Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters newed strength and v genuine, Re- igor follow the use of the Grocers and druggists. “There is nobody so provoking,” said the young thing, ‘tas the man who pretends to know it all and then, when you come to argue with him, of course, all wrong.” ** Well,” replied the major, “*I'prefer him to the man who pretends to know it all and then, when you come to argue with him, turns out to be all right."—PAtladelphia Pres Emi Why are you waving your hand- kerchief 2" Angeline ince papa has for- bidden Tom the house we have arranged a code of signals.” Emily —" What is it?” Angelina — * When he waves his handkerchief five times that means * Do you love me?” and when I wave in reply it means * Yes, darling." Emily—* And how do you ask other ques- tions?” Angelina —"* We don't. That's the whole co Tid. Dits, PURE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic exceilence no cleansing agent compares with Packer’s ‘CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., S Decarirn Ave. Roxbury Crossing, Mass, BR'ER WALKER. Dr'er Walker ali time singin’, gospel fly !” En durin’ de collection—w'en de hat is gwine by But how de gospel gwine ter fly is fur beyon’ my sight, Kaze Brer Walker never see de hat—his eye shet tight. Oh, make de But still he keep a-singin’, “Oh, make de gos- peat He shake de roof en rafter, en almos’ skeer de sky; But wien de proscher call’ far cash, ter he’p de gospel flight, Br'er Walker never see de hat—his eye shet tight. Too deef ter heah de jingle er de dollars, soon Dey starts ter take collection, en den he shet his eye drown de yuthers' singin’ wid “ gospel fly !” Make de I so gwine y fur Br'er Walker, de way he long, Kaze all he give de gospel is des dat hooray song. En what is mo’, I sorry fur de churches roun’ ter-day Ef de gospel what dey preaches should fly Brer Walker way, —Frank L. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution. Fuddy—" The Dordles appear to be an un- usually happy couple.” Duddr—* Ves: they are both of them so absent-minded, you know. Half the time he thinks he is flirting with a stranger, and it's the same with her."—Aoston Transcript. In no other way are men as wartetul and extravagant as in cigar smoking! Clothes— hats— paves —shoes— all yield a larger return for the i investment than cigars —because cigars are thrown away falf smoked half the time. BETWEEN THE ACTS LITTLE CIGARS are just right for all short smokes. They light tight, they burn right and taste right. Have you ever seen them? Atall stores; 10 for toc.,or we willsend you 50 in aconvenient metal box for soc. American Tobacco Co., §07-529 W. 2ad St., New-York City. MARVELS. Isn't it wonderful, when you think How the creeping grasses grow, High on the mountain's rocky brink, ‘In the valleys down below ? A common thing is a grass-blade small, Crushed by the feet that pass— But all the dwarfs and giants tall, Working till doomsday shadows fall, Can't make a blade of grass. Isn't it wonderful, when you think How a little seed, asleep, Out of the earth new life will drink, And carefully upward creep? A seed, we say, is a simple thing, 1¢ germ of a flower or weed— But all earth's workmen laboring, With all the help that wealth can bring, Never could make a seed. Isn't it wonderful, when you think How the wild bird sings his song, Weaving melodies, link by link, ‘The whole sweet summer long? Commonplace is a bird alway, Everywhere seen and heard — But all the engines of earth, I say, Working on till judgment day, Never could make a bird. Isn't it wonderful, when you think How a little baby grow: From his big, round eyes that wink and blink, Down to his tiny toes? Common thing is a baby, though, All play the baby’s part— But all the whirring wheels that go Flying round while the ages flow Can't make a baby's heart. Julian S, Cutler in Jewish Comment. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST oF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 220 STREET. SCOTLAND'S BEST. RODERICK one M. F. Frame, sole agent, 11 Broadway, N.Y. | Cool Colorado | Colorado tn sumnmer fa the most delignttat plac ou earth. Its eltmate fs almply tncomparable, whi tte magnificent mountata scenery 1+ sald toexcel the Swias Alpe ‘There are many attractive resorts tn Colorado, tome right Im the heart of the Itockles, and others along the foothills, Every taste and every purse can be sulted. Shall we send you s copy of our beantifal book, “Picturesque Colorado"? two-ceut stamp to prepay postage to E. FISHER, Gen’l Pass. 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