Judge — June 3, 1899 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Se 346 1. Hoccson (good-humoredly) —"* Now, that waiter treated me pretty de- cent, so I'll show him I haven't forgotten him by slipping a dollar under the plate.” THE WOODPECKER. AEE day on the oak and the elm And the hollow hickory-tree I hear the woodpecker drumming, For a drummer's ghost is he. ‘Through miles of shadowy woodlands And acres of sunny farms He sounds the quick assembly, ‘The stirring roll to arms. In the gold of the early morning And late in the dusk and dew He summons the fallen soldiers, His comrades brave and true. ‘They sleep on their rusty sabres By bowlder and log and wall, While over their endless bivouac He beats the hurried call. HE divorce court is the matri- 5 monial garbage-box. fresh waiter. THE TIP HE NEVER GOT. 2, THe warren (surlily)—"* Sa-ay, boss; hain't you forgotten something ?” A COMPETENT KIND. BENNIE looked from the car- window and saw a heifer with very heavy poker on, grazing. racious!” he exclaimed excitedly, “there's a cow carrying her own pasture-fence with her.” POOR FELLOW! OF! LISTEN to my tale of woe! 1 hoped her heart to win, But now that she and I are out T never find her in. THE SUMMER-GARDEN. Jaggles—*What have the theatrical managers done to elevate the stage?” “Yes; forgot to take that dollar I was going to give to a Waggles—“ Moved it up to inks for'the tip.” the roof.” NO TALKING Lovo = he A CLERICAL ERROR. Prisonrr—"* Yer honer, Iam de man dat wrote * She was bred in old Kentucky.’ Juvcx—"And they've got you indicted only for drunkenness! Step one side till the clerk rectifies the indictment.” comicbooks.com Abbo newer genui “4 young know with | replie who you ¢ right kerct bidd code Ang five whet Emi tions whol Pl