Judge — April 29, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Goests were expected for dinner at Lucy's; “* But,” they expostulated, ‘you have paint-( Papa—' house the other evening, and Lucy was in con- | ed the milkmaid on the wrong side of the cow.”| his web. Is it not wonderful? Do you reflect, |a phantom party, which was such a success sequence hustled off to bread and milk and bed | ‘* Yes,” replied the painter; “quite so. But | try as he may, no man could spin that web?" | that several of the guests went home under the an hour earlier than usual. ** Here you grown-| kindly observe that I have painted the cow| JoAwny—"* What of it? See me spin this top | influence of spirits.—PAiladelphia Record, up folks are,” she sighed as she was led away, | without any joints in her legs. What of it?|Do you reflect, try as he may, no spider could “going to sit up in your best clothes all even- | Why, she can't kick, of course.” It is now| spin this top?"—/ousehold Words. ing and eat all those nice things, while I've got | well understood that’ art, while it may be un- x to go up-stairs with nothing to eat but old| real, is not necessarily devoid of unity.—De- bread and milk, and go to bed early, Never| troit Journal, Dr, Bull's Cough Syrup cures any case of ew raltar a etectine patae(alteeia|whtle bronchitis, lung affection and gripe. Physicians be this reliable remedy, and drugeiste recom. Tl. grow up, and then I'll have all the nice wonder,” said Rivers, who is of an in.| mend its because it never fails to cure. and costs but Prud ey <a See the spider, my boy, spinning | An up-to-date Frankford man recently gave things and you'll all be dead.”—Wetw Yord| vestigating turn of mind, ‘* why this is called | #5 cents 4 bottle. Evening Sun. | a * porterhouse ’ steak ?” "I suppose,” replied s . | Brooks, who is disposed to take things as be | _Attlessness in a grown-up woman is the re- No ‘*general debility in the spring” when| finds them, ‘they call it that so that they can | Sult of training and experience.—Nerw York Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, is| charge us a dollar for it."—Chicago Tribune, | Press. used. Sure cure. ential ‘+L wonder why your neighbor put so many I suppose,” said the congressman's friend, | Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters is indorsed | blind windows in his new house?” “*As a sort very glad to go home and get a| by physicians and chemists for purity, Don't | of confession. I suppose, that the house had a West! echeed the statesman, | accept any substitute. poor site."—Richmond Dispatch. with the opposition party looming up as it = never did before and my chance for nomination| —** Bill, go out and chop about ten tons of ice stil in doubt? My friend, leaving Washington | from the violet-beds and sweep that snow from is lise getting out of a warm bed at six o’ciock | the ten-acre field. ‘There's a northern pros- in tie morning to chop wood."— IVashington | pector coming on the next train to investigate Star i imate."—Atlanta Constitu. The growing sugar crop in Cuba will be the st fora long period of years. Itis likes] “Ah I" he cried, kneeling at her feet, say hat the Cubans have been unable to get far| you will marry me and I will be your devoted enou;;h away from the ration-wagon to attend | slave for life.” ‘Arise, Henry,” she answer- their crops. —Kochester Herald, * you will not do. 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