Judge — March 11, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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curious PACT. Numerous arbitrations in the past sixteen years have declared the New York Central the only first-class line between New York and Buffalo, No wonder that it carries the bulk of the first-class travel, Its trains are fast and luxurious. Its tracks are four in number and smooth as a floor. Its equipment up to date. Its power is superior to any other in the world. You step from the car upon the platform of Grand Central station in the centre of the sec- ond city in the world, and on no other line from the west can this be done. Its motto— that of the empire state—"* Excelsior."—From The Philistine.” Take up the white man’s burden, By the poet we are told ; ‘Take up the white man's burden ‘When the night is growing cold, Take up the white man’s burden ; The cook ‘s gone, bless your soul! And the poor old white man’s burden Is a couple of hods of coal —Richmond Times, ‘Aunt Josephine is a thorough skeptic.” "She is?” ‘Yes; she puts mucilage on she back of every postage-stamp she uses,"—CAi- 1g Record. ‘ The lady—"* You'll have to take back that parrot—he swears." 7"he dealer—** He swears only in German.” The lady—"* But I don't understand German." —Jndiamapolis Journal. Said one woman from Chicago to the other woman from Chicago, *“A new play I attended last evening is delightfully original. ‘The her- cine really loves her husband.” Said the other woman from Chicago, *" Original it may be, but <o improbable."—Rochester Post Express, Among the very best pianos manufactured in this country is the Sobmer. Possessing re- kable sweetness and purity of tone, these panos are classed by professionals as’ being wily equal (and in some respects superior) to made in the world. They are so perfectly ond peculiarly constructed as to guarantee their reliability in any climate, The keen-eyed street-urchin espied the great writer as he landed from the boat. Steppi forward briskly, he touched his hat and, point- ing to the heavy valise in Rudyard's hand, smilingly remarked, * Let me assume the white man’s burden.” The great Kipling looked down on the blue eyes of the eager urchin. “My boy,” he said in even tones, “*a burden the hand is worth two in the bush.” Aad the boy passed on.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. PURE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence no cleansing agent compares with Packer's Tar Soap. “THE COLORADO ROAD” ‘That is°the popular’ name for the Colorado and Southern Ry., which comprises all the lines formerly operaied as the U. P., D.and G. Ry. ("Gulf Road”), and D. L. and G. Ry. (“South Park Line”). It ts essentially a Colorado institution, second in point of equipment and service to no railroad in the country. ‘The most satisfactory line between Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo, Trinidad, Leadville, and all other commercial centres and health and pleasure Fesorts. Reaching the most picturesque portions of picturesque Colorado, and offering the most fascinat- ing trips in the world for tourists. Next month we shall hare a number of attractive and elereing hocks and pampalate ca Gnlorade; sich will Prk} = Tie a i amen Endarssnd weal be la vo T. E. FISHER, General Passenger Agent, DENVER, COLORADO. MeFeeters—* What did McSwatters say when you gave him that ten you borrowed?” Hardup “He closed his eyes and murmured, ‘ Don't wake me up yet.'"— Syracuse Herald. Dr. Ball's Cough Syru ve imme- diate reliet to a ehitd suffocating wittt the dreadtel croup. Mothers, keep this reliabie medicine always Dandy and it will save you many uneasy hours. It costs but as cents, Anatomy has discovered that the skeleton of a cat most nearly resembles that of a human being. Perhaps that is why certain. well-in- formed persons refer to certain other persons in a stated stage of maturity as ‘*an old cat.” Rochester Sunday Herald. Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the world- renowned appetizer and invigorator, is used over the world. Beware of imitations. The emperor Nero received the deputation of the Tuscalan chamber of commerce with studied courtesy and besought them to make known without fear the purpose of their com- ing. “* We pray your majesty,” the deputation announced at that, “to quit burning people. It hurts the life-insurance business.” ** But bear in mind.” argued the emperor, ** that prior to my administration a human being wasn't a fire risk.” Of course no policy could please all the material interests.— Detroit Journal, If you are open tocon- viction, let us send you one box of fifty BETWEEN THE ACTS LITTLE CIGARS to smoke—when you wanta short smoke and haven’t time for along one. They are real cigars, but small ones. They cost so little —only toc. for 10— that you can try them as well as not. They are for sale anywhere, or we will deliver 50 at your office, club or home for 50 cents. American Tobacco Co., _ ? §07-529 W. 22d St., New-York City. THE CELEBRATED HEADS THE LIST oF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 220 STREET. A young man Is never so much surprised as when he learns that other young men think his orang sister is good-looking.—Aichison Globe. No picnic or outing is complete without Cook's Imperial Champagne, extra dry. It com- pletes your lunch, Phe cycle is superseding the horse Fortescue" That isso, I found it of rubber tire in my sausage this morn- a ing."—Melbourne Weekly Times, A trial of two generations and more has been the test that proves Abbott's, the Original An- gostura Bitters, to be the best tonic for family use. “It strikes me that Daily Rumor is a rather peculiar name for your new publication. Scrib- ler, and doesn’t tend to inspire confidence. “Yes; but just remember. my boy, how quick- ly a rumor gains circulation."— Philadelphia Record. e VPLS [SSS ISS SLL LASS LS ALL LS SLA ALLS SSS SAL PSPSPS SSS SoS SSS Se we MATCH 50c Quality Full Fashioned Hosiery 25 Cents a Pair. Ladies'- Men'’s- Misses’- Boys’ How Can We Do This? Heretofore all full fashioned hosiery was im- ported (full-fashioned hosiery ‘means made En.amachinethat follows the ines of the foot and leg, so thatit always fits like a glove and never foses that shape-keeping quality). In stead, we imported ‘expensive Eoitting’ ma- chines,and employed skilled workmen trained in the best foreign hosiery factories, with the result that we make hosiery,which, if import- ed,as formerly, could not be sold forlessthan %: that we can sell at 26 cents 1 For Sale by live Deal ers Ereryaners: Look for “WAYNE KNIT MATCHLESS ” imped oneach ine Insist on your dealers supplving you, ifhe docs:ot keep them send ‘ushis name; we will see that you and he are ‘supplied. imple By person, 25 cents. Send size wanted. If you don’t want hosiery just now, send us yourown and your dealer's name on a postal, and we will send you a very instructive book telling how the celebrated ye Knit Mat less, full fashioned soc hose fe made $0 as to retail at asc per pair. WAYNE KNITTING MILLS, FT. WAYNE. IND. SLYPLYSYSSSSYSSS Le SLL PISSSSLSLSSSLSS SSSA one pair only to any CPUUUSL Mrs. Haggerty—"* Good-marnin’, Mrs. Casey. Oi'm afther hearin’ ut wuz an illigant wake yez attinded at Doolan’s noight befoor lasht?* Mrs, Casey—"" Indade an’ ut wuz thot. Shure, Casey ‘s unconscious yit."— Baltimore Life, Fuddy—"" You're a queer chap. You paid a Food deal of money for that fancy lock on your front door, and yet I am told you leave the door unlocked every night.” Duddy —" Of course. You don’t suppose I am going to have a burglar smash it all to pleces, do you? It cost me too much for that." —Boston Tran. script. PLSLLLLSSLLLLLSLSGLGLLLLLS SLA Mother —"1 gave each of you boys an Charlie, you said you wouldn't eat yours until after dinner; and you, Jack, said the same. Have you deceived me?” Charlie— * No, mother; we didn’t eat our own oranges. Late Jack’s and he ate mine."—Sydney Toren and Country Journal. He—"Do you remember the night 1 posed to you?" She—"' Yes, dear.” He—" We sat for one hour and you never opened your mouth." She —* Yes; I remember, dear.” He— Believe me, that was the happiest hour of my life."— Yonkers Statesman, “What are you assuming such a belligerent for?" said the small potentate’s: adviser. Don't you know that we don't want to fight?° “Of course I know it, And I realize that we've got to do something exceedingly plau- sible to keep the other people from finding it — Washington Star. iS"PERFECTION. We ai send on receipt of (0c. to sidress., “Catal tee. SURBRUG b 204 PRUDEN STRENGTH OF Tnsurance Policies on every approved plan. Ordinary Policies, $500 ),000 on the Whole Life, imited Payment and En- dowment Plan. INDUSTRIAL Policies from $15 up. PROTECTION to Individual, Fam- ily and Business Interests. PROFITABLE INVESTMENT fot Surplus Funds or Savings. Write tr Information, The Prudential Insurance Co. OF AMERICA. Dryden, Pres, Home Office, Newark. NJ. to John ‘Jepor's Lrnmaxy fs fall of pure fun. 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