Judge — February 4, 1899 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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There is nothing so refreshing as Cook's Jm- serial Champagne. It's pure, healthy and nour LOVE OF COUNTRY. At evening on the platform stood ‘A hero, reveling in the hour When he, a kisser stout and good, Might show the world his power. In dreams he saw his fine mustache Worn stubby by the lasses rash Who rushed to his embrace; In dreams he heard the tramp of feet As girls arrived, all nice and neat, In myriads for salutes so sweet From his exalted face. At evening men with muscle strong Paused to expostulate in vain. ‘The hero bade them pass along ; His ardor they could not restrain, Said he, ** You must not interfere With patriotism so sincere As this they now display. Why thus thev do we cannot know. ’Twould be as hard as ‘tis to show What made the lamb love Mary so, Wherever she would stray.” Public opinion failed to teach ; Its voice he would not hear. And still the echoing shout he hurls, To arms! They're here! The girls, the girls!” They couldn't stop him. Still he'd reach Across the rail, ‘mid spinster screech And giddy giggling far and near. And when they'd falter in their zeal He'd shout the patriot's appeal With that alluring sm Smack! for the glory of the free ; Smack ! for our country and for me; Smack ! where the wondering world may see, For this just suits my style.” —Washington Star, stor of the digestive organs Get the genu- le. Made by Dr. J. G. 1B. Siegert & Sons. URE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence 10 cleansing agent compares with Natural Black is Produced by | uckingham’ Dyes, cts. of druggist or RP. Hall & Co.,Nashu IT BEATS THE BAND Angostura Ditters is known as the great reg- | | It is the favorite of the artists * May L have a place in thy heart 7" I asked the military maid. She shyly laughed, ** Well, possibly A coaling-station, sir,” she said. ers Detroit Journal. Ars, Homespun (indignantly)—"* Uere’s an article says that in Formosa a wile costs five dol- lars." 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