Judge — December 17, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WHEELER AT SANTIAGO. General Wheeler started on the two miles’ journey to the frontin an ambulance. About half way to the front he met some litters bear- ing wounded. The veteran, against the protest of the surgeons, immediately ordered his horse and, after personally assisting the wounded into the ambulance, mounted and rode onward. The men burst into frantic cheers, which followed the general all along the line.—Correspotdence New York Tribune, Into the thick of the fight he went, pallid and sick and wan, Borne in an ambulance to the front, a ghostly wisp of a man; But the fighting soul of a fighting man, ap- proved in the long ago. Went to-the front in that ambulance, and the body of Fighting Joe. Out from the front they were coming back, smitten of Spanish shells— Wounded boys from the Vermont hills and the ‘Alabama dells. "Pat them into this ambulance; ['ll ride to the front,” he said. And he climbed to the saddle an rode right] : it on, that little old ex-confed, Young Mrs. Soles" Men are so different after marriage.” Miss Singleton—"*So I've heard ; but why do you say it now?" Young’ Mrs, ‘Styles—" Why, at my request Charles willingly gave up going to the war; but, if you'll believe it, he shows no inclination to give up his club for my sake."—Beston Tran. script, Spring!—Put new life into the’ run-down system. The Original: Angostura Bitters does it, Nothing dike it to kill that “* tired feeling.” Abbott's is thé original. Let that which wears out the road be taxed to repair it. Such a tax would never touch the bicycle.— No man should marry till he can listen to a baby crying in the next room and not feel like breaking the furniture.—Z. 4. IV, Bulletin, DO not drink foreign champagnes. YOU will fini better at home, DRINK Cook's Imperial Champagne. Nell—“ Stupid? Why, she doesn’t look as ew her own name.” elle—"* You've Don't like Injan-sammer days—most too still fer me. The wite of a dynamo-tender went to a ha- berdasher’s to buy a'necktie for her husband. Every ioe, @ hick'rynut comes fallin’ from a|She selected a brilliant red one, ready-made, tree Hear it fer a mile or more, Wish, from sun to sun, They'd send along a Injun an’ scalp things an’ be done. y —Allanta Constitution. Dr, Bull's Qough Syrop 18 the most remarkable remedy eve cure of throat and. luag troubles. sands, and has done wonders in man ent consumption, Ribas cured thou: many cases of incipi- “Well, are you going to get it?" was asked of the rural statesman just back from Washing- ton, where he had been with a view to securing an appointive position. - “* Don't think I am. ‘That there congressman of our'n was too durned perlite to me."—Detroit Free Press. A New Jersey justice was performing a mar- riage ceremony when the electric lights in his office failed. He finished the ceremony by the ight of a match. Here's a theme for a beau- | love-story—"* Match-making by Match- whereu man, with compassion for the future owner, was moved to remark, tie for, your husband?" woman. some other color? I'm afraid he won't wear this red_ tie.” woman firmly, Electrical Review, In the young and inexperienced sales- Excuse me, missus: is this “It is,” replied the “Don't you think he'd rather have “Oh, yes, he will,” said the He'll have to—he's dead.”— “* How long will it take to teach the lad the trade?” ‘* That depends on how much you pay me. ayear, and for two hundred marks you can take the boy home with you now."—Fliegende Blat- ter. For one hundred marks I'll teach him in Lives of great men oft remind us Foture ages will not scolf At our mem'ty if behind us We can leave a rhyme for golf. —Baltimore American, If enterprise, progress, business judgment, light.""—Buffalo Express. and mercantile honor are concentrated in any firm in the piano-manufacturing business, that firm is Sobmer & Co. Having commenced business but a decade of years ago, the name of Sohmer is to-day a household word in every city and town in the country where music is loved and cultivated. In fact, so well-estab- lished is the name of Sohmer that, in nine cases out of ten, unconsciously, as it were, it is fol- lowed in the mind by the word “piano. j it; she doesn’t." | Nel/—"*Actually 2” Belle—"Ves. You see she's from Chicago, and the decision in her divorce-case hasn't been handed down yet.""— Philadelphia Record. From end to end of the long’ blive ranks rose up.the ringing cheers, And many a powder-blackened face was fur- rowed with sudden tears As with flashing eyes and gleaming sword, and hair and beard of snow Into the hell of shot and sheil rode little old Fighting Joe. Reporter (to editor)—"* The manager of the Uptown theatre demands a denial of our state- ment that rotten eggs were thrown at the troupe that played at his house last night.” Editor— *T suppose we ought to do it for him. - Just say that the eggs were strictly fresh."—Xox- bury Gazette, No Christmas table should be with- out a bottle of Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the finest appetizer, imported from South Amer- ica, Sick with fever and racked with pai not stay away, For he heard the song of the yester-years in the deep-mouthed cannon’s bay— He heard in the calling song of the guns there was work for him to do, Where his country’s best. blood splashed and flowed round the old red, white and blue. he could Fevered body and hero heart! this union's heart to you Beats out in love and reverence—and to each dear-boy in blue Who stood or fell ‘mid the shot and shell and cheered in the face of the foe As, wan and white, to the heart of the fight rode little old Fighting Joe. —James Lindsay Gordon. 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