Judge — December 3, 1898 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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er THE LANDLORD'S INFERENCE. BAD MISTAKE. Hi SI - MESSI +6 \VHILE I don’t know as thar is any pertickler use in ARGIE_ was’ not pu arene cs lettin’ my wife hear me say it,” remarked the lo- accustomed to see- a pea vine a quacious landlord of the tavern at Polkville, Arkansaw, in g ing earrings, and when Impe bedi Gl Cote OE ‘a guarded tone, at the same time indicating with awag of 6 her aunt, who wore reco Neil take Abie his head a crippled and bandaged fellow-citizen who was very large ones, came a leatg to, Sere aoe slowly making his way up the village street with the aid of to make a visit the lit- wane sn ee a pair of crutches, “I sawter reckon Jud Splann, yander, tle girl sided up to ets ue be sore is what most women-olks would call a model husband.” 77 her mother and fan s Datel lee “What is the matter with him ?” inquired the tourist. 47> whispered, “1 on sWorue than) thet: from the north.“ The poor fellow appears to have met 7 S guess auntie RBCS with a serious accident.” KAN/ must have been ” nat “ Ey-yah! This is the first time he has been out since 47 in a hurry when port he got.hurt. He was loafin' around in the saw-mill, three (7_°\ she dressed this fo' weeks ago— I don’t know why some people admire so \ }f\ morning, and got The much to loaf in a saw-mill, but such is the case—when 9g§\7/77” we \ her’ breastpins in Bat the buzz-saw fetched loose somehow from its fastenin’s an’ //7) = the wrong place.” "Tis started to take the place. Everybody got out of the way VW) i And but Jud, but it ‘peared to kinder pick him out an’ put chase to him, "Tennyrate, it got him cornered an’ f jumped on him like a step-mother an’ run all over ~ ‘si A“ RUBBER NECK.” him, it looked like—sawter bit a few pieces out of Mee him an’ then run on an’ hit the wall an’ bounced aay back an’ hopped onto him ag’in an’ jest nacherly swarmed all over him. . “Old Uncle Rily Juckett, that has loafed around in saw-mills for the last nineteen lee years, said that of all the men he'd ever saw sawed in saw-mills he never saw one sawed o like Jud was sawed — it shore looked for a spell like the pore feller was slit plumb to ro00 shoe-strings. Took the doctor an hour or mo’ to bring him to his senses, an’ then the first thing he said was to gasp, sawter apologetically, “*Now, looky yere, Loretta!’ Yo" ortn’t to treat me this way befo' folks ! fase SS cor A DOUBLE DISCOLORATION, 1. This is how old Mr. Jenks looked with’ his telescope on the summit of the golf-clab links one day. 2. This is how he looked when a belated golf-drive rubbered up against him “ An’, as that is his wife's name an’ he ‘peared to be labor- in’ under the impression that it was her that had half killed him, an’ didn’t dare to do mo’ than mildly complain, I kinder figger that he's been receivin’ home trainin’ that has reduced him to the state of bein’ what, as I said befo’, I reckon most women-folks would consider a model hus- band; but—er—h’m !—as I also remarked, I don’t know as it would do any pertickler good to let my wife hear me sayin’ it.” TOM P. MORGAN. [= IS a sad reflection, yet it cannot be successfully de- nied, that the great enemy of friendship is companionship. 8. And this is how he looked the next day. comicbooks.com