Judge — November 19, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Mothers need not fear that dreadful disease if they have this reliable remedy at hand, It is sold by all druggists for 25 cents, I don’t object to my wife's taking pict- ures,” said the husband of the camera-fend ; “but we have no. dark.room, and when I step into the bath-room of an early plates do feel so cold and slim Evening Sun, jorning the New York The cattlemen around Centerview, Colorado, flocked to the game of} base-ball played! by the Boston bloomer-girls, claiming that it was their duty: to. examine every bunch of. stray, calves that drifted on to their ranges,—Denver Even- ing Post. PURE, REFRESHING, ANTISEPTIC. For all-round hygienic excellence no cleansing agent compares with Packer’s Chree of a Kind beat two pairs, but one pair of Qe Sidwell Br e @ beats two pairs of any other make. © Ws in the “graduated” cord ends— Elastic {n places for comforts Non-elastic in places for durabitity. » Atk your turnisher for the “Endwell,” or send lof aeamplepair. 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Even as. she’ looked the angry light faded from her eyes, and the cold, cutting: words that but a. moment before: trembled ‘on. her tongue were never uttered. Instead her heavenly orbs took on the soft, dreamy look of love, and she bowed her head on his manly.shoulder. She had noticed in the upper right-hand corner of his: vest two’ tickets: to: the. play.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. A moneyed man-may often pass ‘As good among the many, ‘Though all his worth be counterfeit ‘And he a bad, bad pénny. —Philadelphia Bulletin, You throw away half your cigar — half the time! Why not get the full benefit of what you pay for? Van. Bibber Little Cigars are excellent little cigars for all ordinary sbert smokes. They are made of the very best im- ported whole leaf tobacco and acoer vary in qeality. Any intelligent smoker who will try them will adopt them as a part of his smoking outfit. Ask your dealer for them or send 25 stamps) and to of them'will be sent, in pocket pouch, by return mail, prepaid, where- ever you live. H. Ett & Co.; Baltimore; Md. ‘The American Tobacco Co., Successar THE CELEBRATED HEADS THE LIST or THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warercoms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 220 STREET. While tove wil always find the way— Tt pains me much to Wllelove will always & It’s never known to vie ‘+1 used to think Barlow's wife was a woman ‘who knew something. » I-imagined that she had brains and used them.” ‘Well, don't you think so any more?’ ‘+ Let.us drop the sub- ject. She was my partner in a duplicate-whist roast last night."—Cleoeland Leader. “+1 guess I'm willin’ to go,” said the farmer when they told him his hours would be but few, ‘It is just a change from havin’ my nose to the grindstone to havin’ it to the tombstone.” —Indianapolis Journal. ‘The new process for making different styles of portraits and art novelties, and which is easy to learn, has built up a large business for the Standard Manufacturing Company of New York, whose advertisement, headed “* Home Work,” appears in another column, We are satisfied that the Standard Manufacturing Com- pany will carry out their agreements, C. H. EVANS & SONB, Brewer, saucers, and Bottier, W.83. neal RUGS ORIENTAL and ‘DOMESTIC Largest assortment in America. Send size required, predomi- nating color of decora tions, and we will make selections subject -|to your approval. Broadway & 19th St Judge’s an No. l16. JUST paneled Plumb full of Fun. For sale everywhere at TEN CENTS. ‘The cigar-makers of Manila demand that four days shall constitute a week’s work. As there are one hundred and fifty-one holidays in Manila, it looks as if we should have to add a few days to the Manila year in order to give the cigar-makers a chance for a week's work.— Louisville Courier-Journal, Frances—"* Harry éays'be just wants to fall down and worship me all the time.” Her mamma—" Oh, well, don't mind that, dear. After you're married! he, won't let it interfere with his business."—Chicago News. Bride—"* V'm so. afraid, people will find out that we're just married that I've made Will promise to treat me in public just as if he had ‘no thought of anyone but himself." 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