Judge — September 24, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE SCORCHER. He tumbled from his weary wheel And set it by the door, Then stood as though he joyed to feel His feet on earth once more; ‘And as he mopped his rumpled head His face was wreathed in smiles. \ very pretty run,” he sai * I did a hundred miles.” \ hundred miles!” I cried. What beauties you have seen ! The reedy streams where cattle drink, ‘The meadows rich and green. Where did you wend your rapid way— Through lofty woodland aisles?” He shook his head. ** I cannot say; Idid a hundred miles.” + What hamlets saw your swift tires spin? Ab, how [ envy you! ‘To lose the city's dust din Beneath the heaven's blu To get a breath of country ai ‘To lean o'er rustic styles Me only said, ** The roads were fair; I did a hundred miles.” —Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Lord Coleridge thought Champagne the best he ever tasted, fifteen cases to prove his opinion, = A Buflalo minister, who has been fighting the prize-fight, is quoted as saying that provi- dence was back of the San Francisco tragedy. It was a hard providence for the innocent, mur- dered woman, worse than a murder ?— Buffalo Express. Our volunteers should carry a bottle ANGOSTURA BIT- of Dr, SIEGER1 TERS. Sure preventive of fevers, colic, ete. arising from change of water and climate. Browne—""I'd join the church if it wasn't so full of hypocrites." Zotene—"* That needn't deter you. ‘There’s always room for one more.” — Brooklyn Life, SHAMPOOING is made delightfully refreshing, and a real luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing, invigorating and antiseptic prop- erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians and hair-dressers for cleansing and preserving the hair, and for use in treatment of dandruff and baldness. beat two pairs, but one pair of sidiiell, Br beats two pairs of any other make. Ws In the “graduated” cord ends— Elastic in places for comfort in places for durability, Mx dour foraisher for the “ Endwell.” or send 7 estamplepalt, Cheaper mogel the“C B.C." Pv ame it he does Seon eres, CHESTER SUSPENDER CO. SDecatur Ave., Roxbury Crossing, Mass, erevews “Ah, think !4 Coo¥'s Imperial Ordered Is a prize-fight so very ‘much She wanted to be a theatrical star, And a beautifal woman was she. cute too— Bat ‘tis sad so deluded to be. For, happily married, no scandal was near, ‘A divorce stie bad no wish to seek ; Unless she should pose as a freak. —Philadelphia Bulletin, ike a man in a row-boat Keeps going backward,” guessed his friend. “No; he is trying to get along without sales,” said the student.— Spokane Spokesman-Review. declamations the lines would have been : “* Shoot, if you must, at this But shoot as you usually do, —Indianapolis Journal. says, "* By tyin; buying an expensive silk skirt. sand- makers, though.—Chicago Times. Herald, The Buffalo widow who ‘*had pleasure in thanking her friends for their attentions during the fatal illness of her late husband” is paral- leled by the Wichita girl who is acting as army nurse at Fort McPherson, She writes that she * has twenty typhoid-fever.Gises under her care and is delighted with her work.” Ob, woman ! *| work if you will, but don't write.— Rochester Herald, ‘So the managers said she'd bave no show at all * Why is a merchant who does not advertise * asked the student. Had Barbara Frietchie spoken to a Spanish soldier instead of a confederate in the famous speech that has been immortalized in school The inventive facilities of; the American girl seem practically unlimited. ‘The Atchison Globe sand-paper about her ankles an Atchison girl produces the same effect as by The pieces of paper rub together and’sound just like a twelve-dollar skirt.” Pretty rough on the dress- “The man I marry,” said the blond widow, “*must be a hero.” ** He will be,” remarked She could act, she could sing, and could elo-| the savage bachelot.— Cincinnati Enguirer. Bat, then, gold can be extracted from sea- water. Ask any prosperous seagide-hotel man. —Philadelphia Call, Were we called upon to set the fashion we believe we'd set it up and throw a brick at it.— West Union Gasette. An Atchison woman is not only a poor cook and housekeeper, but she does not laugh at her husband's jokes.—Aichison Globe, One of the new books of the season is" Yes- terdays in the Philippines.” If we size up the public right an authenticated edition of ** To- morrows in the Philippines” would be much more likely to make a hit.—Canajoharie Radi. Come, Spain, and cheer up. Learn the lesson The yankee pigs long years have known— ““Tee-hee, and the world tee-hees with you ; Boo-hoo, and you boo-hoo alone.” —Philadelphia Record, Creates good fellowship. Oils the hinges of friendship. Jones—"* Oh, now When f wish to estimate the danger teats is likely to accrue to me from an ad of all subtract the man's vanity frot qualities. — Bismarck. es “My husband is plain-spoke spade a spade.” “So does mine: bi decline to repeat what he calls the lawn- mower,” —Chicago Record. Jones—"* For a while Joho was clean out of his mind about that 1.) 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