Judge — September 10, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Far, far away, by a tropic bay— Bivouacked in a rank morass— Ie lay in his dream by a brackish stream Full of yellow fever and grass; food of rain soaked.body and brain |, wet to the very core, He framed a curse that 1 won't rehearse, Though it died in a mighty snore. ‘Then dat of the gloom of the jungle—or room— ‘A traitorous Spaniard stole, And with a.blade that a Turk had made Struck the sleeper to the soul. At the deadly stroke the sleeper awoke With-a shriek of wild despair And clasped his side; but the dream had lied— ‘A mosquito feasted there. —Chicago Record, What is.your idea of heaven?” She— ‘The proportion of men to wo- Chicago News, A young married ‘man is likely to go to the asylum on account of ‘studying over the prob- Jem of why it is that putting a ring on a wo- man's third finger places him under, her thumb. —St.'Louis Humorist, The garden of humbugs would raise a slim crop if it wasn't watered with the sweat of fools. — Waterville Gasetie. We Americans are imperialist enough to be- lieve that we could own the world if we wanted it, and independent enough not to want it,— Philadelphia Ledger. Mrs. Hobson, the amiable mother of the Merrimac hero, tells a reporter how to rear boys. But what does this fine old lady know about it? Was she ever president of a moth- ers’ congress?—Avbany Argus. Camp life is more pleasant with a bottle of Dr. SIEGERTS ANGOSTURA BITTERS. : Prevents ill effects of bad water, Dysentery, etc. She treats her little brother in the sweetest sort of way: She fills his little stomach full of candy every day, And kisses him and hugs him, fils him up with pie and cake, And rubs the seat of trouble when he has the stomach-ache. Awhile ago she'd slap him till his little ears would ring; She'd ‘cuff him and she'd scold him when he hadn't done a thing. But now he is a princelet, both she and her steady say— He was hid beneath the sofa at a sparking matinée. —Denver Post. 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It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warercoms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR, 220 STREET. | pBs tte, name Barrymore or Marrymore?— Philadelphia Call, —e jat_new neighbor of yours rather 7" inquired the commercial traveler. inswered one of the village’s prominent he isn't rich enough to be called ec- centric. He's just a plain crank.”—Washing- ton Star. The wife of a certain bookseller presented him with eleven sons, one after another. The good man carried his professional spirit in fam- ily life, so he named them Primus, Secundus, Tertius, and soon to Decimus. He odncluded it was time to stop at the eleventh, so he named him Finis. But it was not finis. There was yet another to come—a daughter this time—so he called her Errata,— Tid-tits, “What,” said the visitor to the village of his childhood ; ** what's become of the one boy I hated—Willie Hawker, the sneak? In prison, no doubt. He bore that fate on his face.” “Hush!” said the villager.“ He is now Mr, Hawker, the famous millionaire.” ‘* What cried the visitor, “‘ my dear school-fellow a jonaire? I must call upon him and revive the old friendship.” —Liverpool Porcupine, The Ale of Americans for Americans by Evaris W186} Sear ee ets et Gaited Secon} 1898 Mr. Corbett seems unable to work Mr. Fitz- simmons up to the point of ing his chal- lenge for a fight. This is too bad. But if Mr: Corbett is really spoiling for a fight we would advise him to kick Mr. Fitzsimmons’s dog.— Rochester Herald, Teacker—" { hear your mother has scarlet fever. You must not come to school till she is well, as you might get the disease and give it to the other children.” Zommy—'*Oh, you needn't worry, teacher. 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