Judge — August 13, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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DEWEY AND MANILA, verses were written by a Chicago boy six- Twas on a dewy morning, In the dewy month of May, When our hero, Admiral Dewey, Sailed up Manila bay. When Dewey saw Manila He looked upon the grass And he said, ** It looks quite dewy, Bot the dew is rising fast."" He steamed into the harbor, With the Spaniards straight ahead, And as he passed the fortress He to the captain said, * It's a very pleasant morning, Kut our ships are rather few, Well, captain, do we ‘do ‘em'?* ‘Aad the captain said ** We do.” As our brave and gallant leader Looked out upon the bay He shouted out an order, And the big guns blazed away. At that place an hour later, On that dewy morn in May, ‘The ships of the Spanish squadron Were beneath Manila bay. Then Dewey stopped a moment— "Twas just the break of day— And from his noble forehead He wiped the dew away. Said the captain with a chuckle, “Of the squadron we are rid. 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