Judge — August 6, 1898 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE FAIR ANGLER. = HE cares not for walking or biking, Golf, tennis, croquet, or such sports; -, For theatres she has no liking, With novels she’s quite out of sorts. ‘The one thing she cares for is fishing ; With her it's a passion divine, And all winter long she’s been wishing For a chance at the hook and the line. Tove her, for she is a beauty ; Bat she laughs at my amorous ways. It's a pleasure as well as a duty To be with her these exquisite days, Though I follow her hither and thither And sit by her side at the brook, I don’t think she'd have me go with her But she can’t string a worm on a hook. JAMES JAY O'CONNELL. OF EX-POST-FACTO FORCE. First European statesman— So the proposed Anglo-American alliance has fallen through?” ‘Second ditlo—' Yes. England wanted to arbitrate the question as to which country was really victorious in the war of the American revolution.” THE FIGURES STARED HIM IN. THE FACE, A CONVENIENT TRANSFER. ++ BUT suppose,” said the pes- simistic Spaniard, “ that ‘America should conquer Spain and take possession of the entire country 2” “Tam fully prepared for that,” replied the able Spanish editor. “I have an article al- ready in type saying that Spain has taken possession of the == United States and will transfer her capital from Madrid to Wash- ington.” THE PATIENT NEW- YORKER. Cobwigger— Why do you feel sure there will be no bread riots on account of the bakers cutting down the size of the loaves ?” THE WORM WILL TURN. AMIE OSs Canoor (from across the Hudson, intending to joke a bit)—* 1 say, be you a Spaniard; or one o' them Mafia chaps what People are philosophic enough I've toad abot” to see that half a loaf is better SUNNY ONE—"* Look here! Nobody whata comes from Newa Jersey hasa ze right to makea de'fun about any ozzer than none.” foreigner.” . = —< Pat—‘' Here's where Oi gi —Oi'll yank the laddher from under him an* McSweeny fer the lickin’ he gev me.—— give him a bad fall, begob!" (Swish /— — bi! bang! thud! Tableau.) AN UNEXPECTED VENGEANCE HARVEST. comicbooks.com