Judge — July 23, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ile 108e to as the-clock sounded eight, ‘And, getting bis bat and his cane, His wife sweetly murmured, ‘* Now don't stay. out late, Dear Charlie; ‘remember the Maine.’” With that somewhat startling injunction in view i He was back home at ten with his pet: “or should he stay later he very well knew ‘What a great blowing-up he would get. —Denver Post, American champagnes are fast driving out the imported article. At the head of the list 5 Cook's Imperial. The man who never tips his hat Is rude, ’tis right to suppose ; Bot women are overdoing the thing By tipping their hats with plume and wing Away down over the nose, —Philadelphia Bulletin, In the Cuban swamps a bottle of Dr. SIEGEKT’S ANGOSTUKA BITTEKS will do wonders to keep your digestive organs in order. ‘The commandant of the Spanish fort at San- tiago looked at the little American tug-boat that was sending its three-pound shells in his} direction and yawned. ‘"Can you make out the miserable little craft?” he asked a subordi- "Yes, sir,” replied the other ; ** I recog- It was formerly called the At- for the Standard oil company. “Gracious heaven !" exclaimed the command- ant, turning pale. ‘* We can’t fight the Stand- ard oil company. Order the gunners to stop firing at once.” And he rushed to the nearest bomb-proof casemate.—Chicago Tribune, Ob, gentle base-ball player, You'll live in future days With pictured laurels on your brow And songs to tell your praise If, when a hostile club you meet, You will employ the same Dexterity which you display In every practice game. —Washington Star. THE CELEBRATED SOHMER HEADS THE LIST or THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. It is the favorite of the artists and the refined musical public. SOHMER & CO., Piano Manufacturers New York Warerooms, SOHMER BUILDING FIFTH AVENUE, COR. 220 STREET. ‘The way to goto China and Japan 7 the EMPRESS STEAMERS froin Vancouver, aalling every three weeks. Fast Route to the Phillopine Islands. Descriptive pamphlecs on application to Canadian Pacific Railway, 353 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. ce Moseerans| MANHATTAN | Martini, WHISKEY. || HOLLAND Gin, Tom Gin, | VermouTH. ANO YorK. ACocktai Must Be Coto To Be Goor; To Serve In Perrect Conoition, Pour Over Crackeo Ice (Not Sxaven) Stir Ano Strain Orr. Well?*. **Anv! t’run out You are.” ‘Can't go to war, eh?” ‘* No. “Ain't up to the standard?” “* That's it “Well, say, doc; what's the matter with me?” “Your feet are in bad shape.” ‘*My feet? Did you say ‘feet,” doc? Great mackerel! you must think a soldier fights like a mule.”. Chicago Post, “Twas reading your old love-letters, pa,” said Daisibelle Giadys. ‘Ah, indeed?” said the old man, ‘And of all the fake, sensational things "—— went on the young lady. ** What!” screamed the old man. ‘t Don't deny it. Why, they are positively yellow.” Age will do a lot toward discrediting things, anyway.— Buffalo Enquirer, “Many men of many minds,” many bitters of many kinds. One right kind—Abbott's, the Original Angostura, “Why didn’t you haye the burglar arrested when you caught-him im your house?” ‘* My husband and he:got to talking about the war, and as they held the same opinions my husband let him go."—Chicago Record, A Kentucky court has jast rendered a deci- sion that a man cannot legally be fined twice for the same ‘*jag.” If the Kentuckian exer- cises a little care in accumulating his spiritual exhilaration, therefore, he may be able to make one five-dollar fine last two or three months. — Chicago Times-Herald, Absolutely Reliable Akways | PJemington (Em. §! Standard Typewriter. WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, New York. Souncl) Constable A2Ca Hosiery. Plain and Fancy Lisle Thread, Sitk and ‘v1 suppose you' swore ‘eternal constancy to Fred?" “No; I told him the length of our t depended largely on himself.” ‘In what way?’ *'I told him if he-hustled around and fought vigorously and shortened ‘the war | would wait for him; but I couldn't stand a long struggle."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. “What do you think the government ought to do with the Philippines?” ‘I don't know. My daughter has written an essay on the sub- ject which she is going to read when she grad- uates, but I haven't had time’ to look it over.” —Cleveland Leader, Any cripple will do for a general, but a pri- vate must not lack even a tooth.—Buffale Ex- press. We beg to inform the lady who complains that we do not pablish a line about the fashions in this paper that we are furnishing news, not Glothes-lines.— West Union (Lowa) Gazette. 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