Judge — July 9, 1898 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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END OF THE TROTTER. OT ruined Butcher Katzerding? ler Mein cracious! ‘tvas same old ting. He bought a ring unt tiamond shtud Unt trotting-horse — to a blood ; But now, hi-yi! his name vas mud. For ach! hi-yi! dot horse of Ike Could only trot some like. For eating oats he took der cakes; So after ‘bout a t'ousand breaks Ike cut him up for sir- loin shteaks. KIND SUGGESTION. + 6(~ EORGE, dear,” said Mrs. Dinsmore to her husband, “T wish you would mail this letter for me as you go down town.” “Certainly, my dear,” replied Mr. Dinsmore as he took the envelope from his wife’s hand and put it in his pocket. “ Now you won't forget, will you? It is very impottant.”” “Important, is it? I'll see whom it is for,” said Mr. Dinsmore; and he drew the envelope from his pocket and read the address,“ To her majesty Maria Christina, queen regent of Spain, Madrid." “ Look here, Mrs Dins- more,” said that lady's husband ; “I sup- pose you know that it is treasonable to send any information to Spain while this war is going on.” “Oh, yes, I know; but there isn’t any- thing treasonable in that letter.” “ What is it about?” “Thave merely inclosed to the queen regent an application blank for member- ship in our don’t-worry club.” WILLIAM MENRY SiVITER, Frosty FeatHEerstone—‘' Gimme a job advertisin’ yer res- taurant, will yer?” A FORTUNATE MAN, HOGAN (Anocked down)—* Phwat d’ye mean?” Deecan — “* Excushe me, Hogan; but Oi saw a miskeeto an yure face an’ welted it fer you.” Hocan—'* Hevins, it’s lucky fer me.” What's lucky fer you?” Thot yez didn't hov a pick in yure hand when you saw the miskeeto !” THERE TO STAY. sFHOUGH Spain has lost the Philippines Unto her lasting sorrow, ; And Cuba, Porto Rico, too Will follow on the morrow, Some Spanish soil she'll always keep NOT IN A NORMAL STATE. RESTAURATRUR—" How could such a hungry, emaciated Despite this mighty nation, Dorothy (watching a white horse go '0oking chap as you bring me custom?” And that’s the part that’s grimed and caked : ‘ 2 Frosty FeaTHarsToNe—" Git me some cards printed an- Upon her population. by)—" There goes a horse that’s popped.” nouncin’ dat I don’t dine at your place.” I pear After the battle. THE GREAT GRASSHOPPER INVASION. comicbooks.com