Judge — July 9, 1898 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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SEMPER IDEM. BEVY of high-minded women were walking down street after a partic- ularly interesting meeting of the equal-rights club. As they walked they were discussing the progress made by the propaganda and the probability of their being able to vote and enforce prohibition, and make the world a large white-cross society before the begin- ning of the new century. Problems of statecraft and legis- lation were being gravely weighed. Their minds were geared high and they were scorching on the loftiest intellectual planes. A corner was turned and they all changed as if by magic. They rushed together in a struggling mass, shriek- ing, gurgling, and making inarticulate sounds. No, it wasn’t a mouse or a cable-car that jolted them out of their intellectuality. They had suddenly noticed the cutest, sweetest, dearest, pinkest, ‘ittle tootsy-wootsy baby out taking an airing with A GOLCONDA ADAPTATION, slaughter, COOLING HIM OFF. shall speak to your father to-night. How had I better begin?” * By calling his attention to the statutes governing assault, mayhem, man- and murder in the first degree. Papa is so impulsive, you know.” THE LATEST FACE. oe W*AL. I swow !" ejaculated Uncle Eben Grayneck, keenly alive to the unac- 1. Proprigtor—"* Biz is on de no-good, Bill. Pall yer head out o' dere ; I got a skeem.— its nurse, and they all wanted to kiss it. After all, woman nature is woman- ly in spite of politics and reforms. NO SHADOW OF DOUBT. THOUGH terrible the ways of war, Small wonder we should whoop ; For from the first we plainly saw The Spaniard in the soup. THE BENEFICIARIES. City cousin—* Who was benefited by the charity concert night before last?” . Village cousin—" The people who didn’t attend.” 2, ——We buy dat hat. THE PLAIN TRUTH. DUR nation stands for liberty Against a cruel crown ; But what Spain stands for soon will be Because she can't sit down, A RED-LETTER DAY. Visitor (in New England seaport town)—" Why, hello! I see the Hustler has come out with an extra edition to- day. What's that for? There hasn’t been any Spanish war- ship seen here to-day, has there?” JUDGE'S COMIC FLOWER PUZ- ZLE (REVEALED). ‘A bachelor's button. Native—* No; pot one, That's why they got out the extra.” customed sights of the metropolis.“ Look at the expression on that fel- ler's countenance. His face ‘pears to be kinder set, like it had been left out all night an’ froze; an’ his eyes are poppin’ out, his mouth sags open, an’ his hair bristles like the squills on the frightful turpentine, as they say in stories, I s'pose that’s what you call the bicycle face, ain't it “No,” replied the city relative, who was showing the honest agriculturist around that is the war-bulletin face.” THEY ARE SHOWING IT. + \WVELLL show the yankee pigs our pride And how disaster feels.” So said the dons ; but now we fear Their pride is in their heels. A NEW COMPARISON. + SES.” said Dobbins; “the weather here has been servere, but at Santiago de Cuba it is Cervera.” 3 ——If we have another yankee picnic dis season I'll retire on me wealt’.” comicbooks.com