Judge — July 9, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE SITUATION. Our modern Sampson ’s brave and strong, ‘And Dewey 's pretty fly, sir. ‘The Spanish fleet we've bottled up— We've caught ‘em on the Schley, sir. Spain may have met her ‘* Waterloo" — To make the matter clearer— Manila’s fight it was severe; The next ‘Il be Cervera. —Ella Starr in Evening Sun. Cook's Imperial Champagne is an extra dry wine of a delicious and fruity flavor. No mena s complete without it. A man who goes on an excursion is a chu {have been on many excursions and know. Arkansaw Thomas Cat, Abbott's—The Original Angostura Bitters— makes rich blood ; blood right, good health in- evitable, Arrural citizen, who had evidently had:some lexperience in the civil war, was very anxious to enlist in the present campaign, While he aiting his turn, however, it was noticed .¢ couldn't keep still, his hands and shoul- itching nervously all the time. ‘* What's the matter with you?” asked an official. ‘* You're all in a fidget.” “Cap'n,” said the would-be soldier, “don't turn me down, ‘Thar ain't a thing in the roun’ worl’ the matter with me side o' the seven-year eetch. Ef you'll ‘list me, cap'n, I'll guarantee to fight like —Il fer you, an’ I won't stop to scratch till I gits a fur- lough."—Atlanta Constitution. STS e ay Beeman’s ora The Original Cures Indigestion and Sea-sickness. All Others Are Imitations. ‘The way to goto China and Japan 7 EMPRESS STEAMERS trom Vancouver, ellng ery three weeks, Fast Route to the Phillpplae island Deseriptive pamphiecs Canadian Pacif (353 BROADWAY, Supplicant—' Remember, sir, that it is as easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle as: for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.” Afiserly millionaire—*'1 know it; but I don't expect to have a cent with me when I present myself at the gate."—Chicago Tews. Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters is a temperance tonic of world-wide reputation. The English army and navy use it in East In- dia as a preventive of all dangerous diseases of the bowels, _- Miss Wunderleigh—"* While the jewelers are making pins and buttons representing all sorts of flags, nobody seems to have thought of making the president's flag.” Miss Bright— “Well, you see it isn't fashionable to be presi- dent of the United States."—The Jewelers’ Weekly. c “+ Lam so delighted to hear thaf'you take an interest in hunting, Miss Gaswell,” said Mr. Breechloader. ‘* Now what sort of a gun do you prefer?" “+ Popgun,” replied Miss Gaswell shyly, for she is sweet on Mr. Breechloader.— Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. paisa pasese. LPO IO Se's PUIUIUIE PUpe's IW. 2 it pa papeseipesrioel salsa sare} The people of the zoo in Pittsburg have be- gun to fear that a ship-load of animals which should have reached these shores several days ago has been overhauled by a.Spaniard. If such is the case, sympathy ‘goes out to those foreign animals, who were fondly looking for- , | Ward to a home in the land of the free.—Bu/- Salo Express, {C000 D000 BDSG RI DOI IH OOOO What . Are i <= 39 Broadway, New York, N.Y. “A MODERN ECSTASY” is a in definition for a “ Cocktail.” tial, Vi For sale by all first-class dealers. GF. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors. Marttord, Con London. {7990000020 UUTQ 000000000000 O0NCOCINFIGNE OUD SIOCIOCOSON0000 “Whom shail t ask for your hand ?* queried the suitor of the object of his affections. .‘* Me paw.” “Oh, well, you can call it your paw if you wish, but I still think that hand Is the bet- ter wor '— Boston Traveler, Wonder where those war-ships are? Doubtless back at Cadiz. Deemed that port more pleasant far Than a berth in hades. —Philadelphia Record. CAUSE and EFFECT. | teetic “ifcllow Perfect Botting, “Spain's bluff is being called," remarks Sec- retary Long, ‘*and we hold four aces.". 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