Judge — July 2, 1898 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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IN THE HEAT OF THE FRAY. SOUNDS of jubilee filled the Spanish kingdom and joy sat on the sunbeams. “ What has happened?” inquired a tourist. A great Spanish victory,” replied a native. “ All the world is amazed, Another American was injured.” “Injured? How?” “He was chasing our gallant army and overheated himself. Sce there! ‘The bulletin just now says that it will result in sun- stroke, Viva Hispania!” THE UNEXPECTED. HE BOUGHT a huge cracker as big as a rail, To be used at poor Tabby's expense. ‘The cat ran away with the fur off her tail, While Willie flew over the fence. DURING THE ENGAGEMENT. Marine (saluting) —* Commodore, the captain sends word that we are in peril of being hit by Spanish shells.” , Commodore—" \mpossible.” ALMOST A FATAL BUST. Marine—* Yes, sit; impossible while they are aimed at us, but {yHello, Reddy! Wrot's de matter?” the sefiors have become rattled and are firing at random, sir.” PR ea operant et CC PSTAN We A LOVER'S OBJECTION. THOUGH I would never pat a ban on The use of powder, in this case It seems all right in Johnnie's cannon, Bat not upon his sister's face. THAT'S WHY. Boy (in background, to chum)—" Why don't yer go an’ knock de stuffin’ out uv yer rival 2" “Til tell yer why. Did yer ever seen him fight? I have.” HIS STANDPOINT. ++ ARE you going to en- list?" asked Miss Frocks of Mr, Stanza. “No, Miss Frocks ; Iam not. Let me but. write the war-songs of the nation and I care not who does the fight- ing.’ THE RUSTICATORS. NOW with the summer rest they seek, And from the roasting city go forth. They give up fifteen plunks a week To live on butter, milk, and so forth. IT IS CONTRABAND. Zi), ) Yi, Y, . ge \ Spatts—" There is on Dip ZA ae CELEBRATING THE FOURTH. kin a arnctoneen ate WEN ilk A private view of an exhibition-piece of fireworks designed Or in alfonso, and manufactured by young Gorman Moriarty of Mackerel bill. is : SINKING SPANISH OFFICER—" Caramba! Alerta, As the intelligent reader will observe, it represents the downfall Bloobumper—* What ere I sink.” of the Spanisit dynasty and the complete triumph of Uncle Sam. king is that?” RescueR—"* We'll be there in a momenta.” N. b.—As young Moriarty has been studying art for only a Spatts—"Old Ki SINKING Spanist OFFICER—" Diabolo cuspidorei year, the grouping and general arrangement of the work are con- sae ing A momenta will be too late. You don’t seem to think © sidered somewhat remarkable. Coal.” how heavy these bravery-medals are, Aleta!” comicbooks.com