Judge — July 2, 1898 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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FORTUITOUS ‘CIRCUMSTANCE. . SWRITE your scare-head now,” said the-managing. editor of the Bully Bazoo, “and we will go to press with the first extra.” Ks “There is no news yet, sir,” replied: the telegraph- editor. “Good! You won't be hampered by the. fatts... Make ita thrilling head.” THE STAID CITIZEN, NE stay each year he acts the clown And never thinks of talk and scandal, With Roman punch he paints the town ‘And lights it up with Roman candle, INDICATIONS, OF IT. Beth (near a hive, hearing the bees buzzing)—" Gra- cious! they must be making lots of honey, I should think, by their grinding.” FIre-cracker —"* Here's fourth of July again and I am busted.” REVISED: FOR THE If you want to rouse a sleeping lion talk rs > % WAR. to good old Uncle Silas Slumber of Herkimer county, New York state, about gunpowder, Z d ; ++ MAN is known by the mines, of the loss of the Maine. His nephew . company he keeps, I am Hiram—who, by the way, is an “inventive little Z a told,” said Bellingham, cuss"—gave him an experience lately that will 5 VE: bere eS a aon take him some little time to forget. It seems é leis,” repli illing- they had a wordy war aboot explosives and elgs- ° ham, trig currents, and two hours later, when g ; Mcatsle in.” Uncle Silas of Herkimer county, New York state g % Z So is a captain. was dozing away in his chair— MAUD’S SPECIAL . =f: TALENT. MISTAKEN IDENTITY. py Gageven woald take **CAN you oblige me with some bait?” a good magician, Miss Sweetly.” “Could you lend me a few hooks?” Miss Sweetly (who has just These questions were addressed to a promised to be a sister to George) veteran angler who was fishing at the pier. —And how so?” “They seem to take me for the loan fisher- —Bat if you don’t mind cuss-words call and see Uncle Silas Slum- George — Slight of hand, man,” remarked the angler to his friend. ber of Herkimer county, New York state. He'll tell you all about it. you know.” «es Dene 22 be Faken ewer S acricany ‘Admiral Deweeski is of Hebrew ‘Admiral Douay is of French extrac. J is seca as ion American reader. Mountain Eagle, descent.—Kosher News, tion.— French paper. Admiral Diewey is of the best German aristoc- Ce) racy.—Leipsic Blatter, Admiral Doohey, descendant of a real Irish **"Igh Hadmiral Dewce ‘as the real hold Hing- king.—Dubiin Shamrock. lish blood in ‘im, ye know."—Zondon Daily Mail. THE HERO OF MANILA AS HE IS SEEN FROM DIFFERENT NATIONAL VIEWS, comicbooks.com