Judge — June 18, 1898 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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HONOR -FOR THE RECON- CENTRADOS. . sHav it not been for American inter- vention,” observed General Blan- co, “in another month Cuba would have been completely pacified. Then Spain would have shown to the world her mag- nanimity in doing all within her power for her previously rebellious subjects.”” “Yes, a mighty nation can afford to be generous. What was the government in- tending to do to heal the wounds of war ?”” “Tt was the intention to place a fairly respect- able tombstone over the body of each of the former inhabitants of Cuba.” DOOM OF THE WEST. Harriman Hattan—" Well, Chicago is preparing for the cen- sus of 1900.” Richmond Burrough— “What are they doing—urging all citizens to lead, double lives in order to make them count as two?” SMALL FAVORS GRATEFULLY RECEIVED. 2 ss Tux raxson—"*Stiddy now, sistah—stiddy !_ Yo! will come up whitah dan snow.” 4 patton Hatt es I THe PENITENT—" Oh, I's afeerd dat’s askin’ toe mucd. Er cream-colah will do,” don’t know as to that; but they are talking of doing away en- tirely with city limits.” . ONLY PARTIAL ‘NFORMATION, LITTLE Johnny lately lost his mother and since has been much interested in the spirit world. He went to church not long since and listened intently to a scripture-reading from the book of Revelation. Reaching home, he astonished his father with the question, “ Papa, who else is in heaven besides the beast, the four and twenty elders and mamma ?” DESTRUCTION’S HIE- * RARCHY. Os Smith—"1 am working on an oa 4 ; invention that will 66 DAPA, what is 4 bes y ; make the United __a sweeping is y States the greatest assertion? ; A E 4 : naval power in the “A. statement, y E world. What do my son, that fills ZA 5 s you suppose it is?” our opponent's eyes : Z ; Jones—"B_ tor with dust.” ¢ f ; ex E pedo-boat 2” OUR MARINE NG : eee Sree BLUE BLOOD. } Z A : Epona tes Warwickh— ba. \ pedo-boat destroy- “The war is caus- J 4 Fer (lca er?” ing great uneasiness A Smith—* Not in the wealthy ci quite; but you are cles of the country. getting nearer toit.” Wickwire—" It Sones—" K de- is? How so?” stroyer of a torpe- Warwick— do- boat destroy- “Why, there has ore been a report that Smith—“No; the moneyed aris- ie SNS \\Y \ ‘ f that’s already in- tocracy composed i. MANY F i vented.” of the crews of the \ . Sones —" Oh, it vessels that captur- is the destroyer of ed Spanish prize- the destroyer of a ships intends to A aN p z torpedo- boat de- move on such ex- Al \ . stroyer.” clusive lines as will Smith—""No; it preclude any inter- isn't.” course with our Jones —“ What former wealthy in ‘thunder is it, classes.” then?” Smith —" Well, it's ahead of any- thing yet conceived of. It is adestroy- WHEELER—"' Well, she has been trying for two weeks to decide whether to paint her bicycle-frame pink or | ¢f of the last thing hat. yellow. I guess her frame of mind is in sympathy with her bicycle.” you named.” MANY the man’s dome of SYMPATHETIC ILLNESS, thought is under ; ‘our wife is on the verge of collapse and in a very distracted frame of mind. Do you know what some other fellow’s comicbooks.com