Judge — June 18, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Caesar came and saw and conquered. ‘A warrior had he chanced to be Of modern times he still might conquer, Yet neither come nor see —Detroit Journal. “Always feel run down in the spring.” Get cover it by three-times-a-day dose of the best spring tonic: Abbott's—The Original Angos- tura Bitters; take the genuine, Customer—""\ don't see how you can afford to give a hot sausaze with every glass of beer, Silas” Bar-tender—" Some of the gen‘Im'n “as the goodness not to touch it, sir, and we puts it back."—Chicago Tribune. ‘A mugwump paper devotes three-quarters of column to an explanation of why Europe is cynical in its estimate of American character, ‘The cause can be stated much more briefly Whatever cynicism on this subject exists in Europe is the result of reading American mug- wump newspapers. —Kockester Democrat. The United States excel in champagne. Cook's Impertal Extra Dry takes the lead A contemporary thinks the Spaniards have a few trump-cards up their sleeves—in short, that “Spain is lying low.” Strike out the "iow and you'll have it, more likely.—A /bany Argus. No man who is in love can appreciate a good joke, because all jokes sound funny to him.— ‘After a girl has been blushing for two seasons it never goes back any further than her ears.— It's a smart woman who knows enough to ad- mit that she has read but one thing of Carlyle’s, and couldn't make head nor tail out of that,— New York Press, SHAMPOOING is made delightfully refreshing, and a real luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing, invigorating and antiseptic prop- erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians. and hair-dressers for cleansing and preserving the hair, and for use in Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the great regulator of the digestive organs. Get the gen- uine, imported from South America, “Joseph is real sick with slow fever.” * Well,"and Mrs. Martin smoothed her apron | reflectively, ‘* 1 knew if Joseph had a fever it would be a'slow one.”— Youth's Companion, Is the taste of champague-drinkers a fickle one? Everybody knows that brands of cham- pagne that were popular a few years ago have been supplanted by others that are more popu rer the American taste is fickle, or the later brands of champagne are consid ered to be the better. At present the demand of good livers is turning strongly in the direc- tion of the “* Montebello Champagne " from the old vineyards of the dukes of Urieans. The Montebello house is one of the oldest in the champagne district, and in Europe has been popular for many years, especially at all the great banquets, including that given to the admiral aod Russian naval officers during the Franco-Russian festivities by the city of Paris It was also served at the banquet given by the French ambassador to the emperor and empress of Russia during the coronation festivities in Moscow. Li Hung Chang, during his visit to France, honored the Montebello establishment with a call—a mark of distinction conferred upon no other producer of the seductive bever- age. The " Montebello” is a dry, sparkling, amber or pinkish-colored wine, according to vintage, and one of its attractions for Ame cans is that so mach of it can be drunk without unpleasant results, Being made of perfectly ripe grapes, it does not require additional alco- hol at the majority of foreign wines do ALL IMPORTED TOBACCO. 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