Judge — May 14, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ONE MORE VOLUNTEER. Thad enough o' fightin’ When I quit, in ‘sixty-five ; ‘An’ thinkin’ of it over, I jest wonder I'm alive ! Had four brisk years o’ bullets ‘That read my titles clear ; But, ef it’s war—don’t keer what for— Here’s one more volunteer ! You see, when Lee surrendered ‘An’ turned his papers in He didn’t sign away that day ‘The right ter fight ag’in! Leastways, I so regards it ; But—on one point I'm clear; Ef this ol’ country's in for fight, Here's one more volunteer ! ‘The ol’ sword 's lookin’ lonesome Up thar, before my eyes ; The rife, rustin’ on the rack, Is needin’ exercise ! An’ though the peaceabulest man You'd fin’ in many a year, Ef this here union's in fer war, Here's one more volunteer ! ‘The ol’-time rifle’s ready, ‘An’ though I ain't so spry As when I faced the boys in blue In them ol’ days gone by ; Vit still I'm in the union— Read out my titles clear! Hep ter the right! Ef she says fight, Here's one more volunteer ! Frank L. 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