Judge — March 26, 1898 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

POST-MOR- TEM, RUBBLE tip- ped his chair back from the ‘ticket-office ADT; stove in the sta- va tion and read the NOT MUCH, = express-agent “So you do think a little of the following me, Miss Daisy?” from the Ari- tint 7 Mee Softly; very sana Arrow, to ttle. show what the new linotype machines are doing for western journalism, and to indicate in what manner the town-folk amuse them- selves: A rare treat—Woman's relief corpse cele- brates. The woman's relief corpse gave a box- supper last night at the Methodist church south. ‘An excellent program was rendered by the ladies of the corpse and their children and a number of CONSIDERABLE DIFFERENCE. old soldiers, The first thing on the program was a Waystpe Dinns (readi song, ‘There's a hot time in the old town,’ by a, A AIRBRAKE- Pint number of the corpse ladies. Supper was served i" °F electricity at Sing Sing. in boxes which were CAUSE FOR AP- auctioned. Col. Cane yas ’ said he would take his ili, eh d PREHENSION: on his trip to the Klon- 5 p f Se] MARRAID dike to remind him of yy MeSHifh ? Hf soles es friends far away, and ! - 4 } | erate at the babe ran particularly of the wo- SY : 2 . ae man's relief corpse. = ye > th He made a resplendent aifarter {I h Bs : Uptgidy ber tbe address, with women RG } : : ey eee as his text, and said it NW , ; ; was a grand thing for qi Coat : is a hes igewrould de> this nation to have i I P f é ight hens ee Ht in the R ai \ " é eis ete form of a relief corpse. | i f i 4 ae i a He closed by saying : Wa? Bee jones EE ee that ‘it takes the wo xam@ANEA Gf bey SRS Hi oY ey om man’s relief corpse to { make things go, and long may it live!’ At Hojack “Who the close of the enter- ‘waa ie’ Beat ran Tat tainment the people : the wedding of Mr. departed to. their sev- Meeker and the Wid- eral homes, wishing the RATHER INDEFINITE. ow Swayback?" corpse success in all Litre cini—"' Ma wants five cents’ worth of dog-meat." ie ° Tomdik— The its undertakings.” Butcurr—" Bologna or frankfurters, miss ? Widow Swayback.” ing)—"* Here's an article says ‘ electricity is life.’ seh? Well, I guess de guy dat wrote dat never had his choice between AN EASY GUESS. 1 FOUND HER GLOVE. RONDEAU, I FOUND her glove—a tiny, wit insome, gray ‘And hiding thing, that kindly failed to stay ‘When buttoned o'er the dim- wrist—a shell Concealing pinksome fingers and the dell Of velvet palm, wherein a dainty fay Might love to wander—and to lose'the way ; And ah, my heart—its beating, . wild and gay ! I'm burning now, to think and coolly tell T found her glove. For oh, the tinglings! oh, the Joy to pray To call it mine; the fear of nay nay; The ecstasy that nothing serves to quell ; The throbbing, dancing, leaping tumult !—well, ‘You see, her hand was in it on ION. aout 1D—'* Miss Ethel is not in, sir, but I'll tell her you called.” T found er glove: ‘Aw—thanks, Tell her right away, please, so you won't forget it.” Ls ‘PHILIP VERRILL MICHELS.