Judge — March 5, 1898 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A MERCENARY QUEEN; OR, ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE, Two kings once loved a queen, As she couldn't marry both, To the one whose wealth was diamonds She quickly plighted troth. MM. So there was a royal wedding, 5 a ae Conducted by a knave, BADLY STRUCK. “He seems to have the Klondike fever pretty bad.” + He has the worst case I ever heard of, When he plays poker he says Chilkoot instead of pss.” FILLING HIS ORDER. oe AITER, what's all that w noise, like a pile-driving machine at work?” “That's the cook pounding Who was hired by the other king ; your beefsteak. You ordered ten- For he was fain to save derloin, I believe, sir.” ALL BUT ONE PART. Ss ]/M AFRAID you don't like corn, Willie,”” said grandma as Willie refused a second ear. Yes, indeed, I do,” he re- plied ; “all but the bone, grandma.” IN WITH POPULAR CONGENIAL SPIRITS. SENTIMENT. Mrs, Newcomb (to a neigh. SupeRELUOUS ANEC. Stranger—" That's pretty bad bor's daughter)—" How does your DOTE, vhisky, my friend.” motte get_ along with her new Atone time the great com- Bar-tender— cook, Mar poser Paderhairsky was so poor is v. Mary — Nicely, thank you, that be had no pillow on which About here thinks it gre: ‘ J Mary y. ee i tae een, Stranger —""That so? Well A chance to gain the far one She and mother are very connubial Chart ye use vecouming that} give me another.” en his rival's wealth was gone, tor eachieatee whe didn’t need a pillow. And soon the queen discovered ‘That her husband bad no mon, eer vil. So when the knave had told her ‘That she was no real wile, CLASSICAL. VIL. SEMINARY PRINCIP/ Do you wish your daughter to take a classical course?” She married quick the other king, Cuicaco Motiter—" Yes; fill her up with ‘rithmetick, grammar an’ jography. It shan’t be said thet I with- ‘And loved him all her life. held from my darter the advantages of eddication I enjoyed.” comicbooks.com