Judge — February 19, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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MARDI GRAS, NEW ORLEANS. A policeman passing a bird-store in New As usual, great preparations are being made York heard all the parrots screaming at a great for the Mardi Gras festivities in the Crescent | rate, but in an unknown tongue. One superior City. ‘The occasion attracts people from all| polly, however, a most accomplished linguist parts of the United States. The Southern rail- | kindly translated from the original spanish, and way, as usual for the occasion, sells tickets at ) the copper understood that the birds were try- ahe fare for the round trip. Tickets on sale| ing to tell him that there was a burglar in the February 16th to 2tst inclusive, good to return | store. Then the thief was caught —Buffalo until March sth. The time between New York | Express. and New Orleans is thirty-nine hours. Double daily service. Vestibuled limited leaves New| When other remedies {ail to relieve coughs York daily at 4:20 p.m. Operated solid New | and colds, Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will effect a York to New Orleans, with dining and Pull-| permanent cure. Obviously because it is the man drawing-room sleeping-car and first-class | best remedy. coach. The United States fast mail leaves New Vork 12:05 o'clock night, with through Pullman drawing-room sleeping - cars New York to New Orleans. For full particulars call on of address Alexander S. Thweatt, eastern passenger-agent, 271 Broadway, New York, A Swiss surgeon has dispossessed a woman of her stomach and finds she gets along just as well without it, eating and digesting through the gullet. Now if the good doctors will kindly arrange so that those who suffer from catarrh can get along without noses, those who have headaches without brains, and the victims of lines.—When cats fight in the dark they always | palpitation without hearts, the tendency to sui- scratch a match.—Love levels all things—with | Cide will undoubtedly be perceptibly checked. the possiple exception of the head.— Chicago Rochester Herald. It is a wise fish that can read between the Your father made cocktails with Abbott's Angostura Bitters. You make them now. The Witters are the same. Druggists. Grocers. BOTTLED IN BOND ‘You are short a cent,” said the conductor Under supervision of he leaned forward and breathed heavily. ‘ou are not,” said Briggs as he caught an U. S. Internal agonizing walt of garlic.— Cleveland Plain Revenue Lester. — Department, With all the culture of the ancients they had no champagne. 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