Judge — February 12, 1898 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A TRIP TO THE KLONDIKE— ILLUSTRATED HIRSUTELY, New Vork, VERY SIMPLE, low does he ever manage it ?" Why, he runs in debt for the balance.” IT IS DOUBTFUL. **P)o YOU know the witness who has just testified?" asked the eminent attorney. “Yes, sit “Do you regard him as a man always to be be- lieved?" “Well, sir, once he claimed to have invented a pencil-sharpener which would really sharpen pen- cils.” DECIDEDLY THE REVERSE. ss YOUR friend?” “No; merely an UMBRELLA TALK. acquaintance from whom +" Te seems to me, Lucinda, you're becoming somewhat vain.” 1 borrow money.” “+ Tnever wear my hoop-skirts, dear, unless it threatens rain.” PAT'S INTERPRETATION. ks, O'BxigN—" Vez moosht be mishtaken in thot, sor.” = F The Klondike. life fer it. I was just telling Mr. Bangle it costs Cousin Bob only five hundred a year to live.” SOMETHING NEW. NIE had never be- fore seen a Brahma fowl; accordingly the feathers on its legs seem- ed very strange, Turning to his father, he asked, “Pa, do all hens have whiskers on their legs?” THE MAIN POINT, Bagrox —"Can you support my daughter in the style to which she has been accustomed, count?" Count le Fraug “Pardong, sare; but zat ees not zee point, Zee question ees, can you sup- port me in zee style to vich T haf been accustomed?” *Arrah, Mrs, O'Brien! this do be a great counthry fer th’ incouragemint av S¥—'" Indade an’ Oi ain't, It sez in this paper thot wan man clubs another man t’ death an’ th’ judge gives him comicbooks.com