Judge — February 5, 1898 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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|OWER OF THE PRESS. It was in the Yildiz kiosk. The luxurious tyrant was indulg- ing the blues by ordering massa- cres and assassinations, and was evidently in a horrible humor. When his chamberlain entered and prostrated himself the sultan growled fiercely, Well?” “The American ambassador wishes to see you.” “Tell the dog of an infidei my busy day.” The chamberlain sneaked out and returned a moment later with consternation on every feat- ure, “What now?” shrieked the n, “Oh, most serene majesty! thy servant has made a grievous mistake. It is not the PROOF TO THE CONTRARY. Americat nbassador, but an American reporter.” Wane Domey ireat Scott ! dere’s a wagrancy law in dis township. S'pose de farmer spots ‘The tyrant trembled in every limb. Os fer tramps—w'ot ‘ll we d TATTERSON TAKES—" We must resort ter heroic measures, Kun over ter de pump an’ wash “ Admit him at once, and I will apologize in per- yer face, while I splits some wood at de wood-pile.”” son for keeping him waiting. But as for : — , — A CASE OF ABSENT-MINDED- you—the cord and ‘ 7 " i NESS. the Bosphorus.” ers 5 Mk MONTGOMERY was making his ‘ waa his : way across the floor of a smail ball- rice a a ‘ room which he had just entered. The room was comfortably filled with do his bidding, and hy , oo scions of old families who were enjoying even asthe reporter f y ‘ a private hop. Mr, Montgomery was at- entered the cham- EAN A: = : | tracting considerable attention, and he was berlain was led AZ nd, ‘ a —\ i aware of this fact. —e to his ay; ‘ ‘ < ) At SBF The trouble was that he could not } px account for it. , { { Z PAS Zs of He was a child of a noble race him- THEIR OWN yi: I; i : Hg. ff self, and at no time in his life did his in- TAILORS. 1 Wee oh NS dignity shine more con- Dorothy (notic- uously than now, ing the brass knobs He had passed the ‘on the horns of A RY aD carly part of the even- grandpa’s oxen)— £ y i 4 2 ; \ Se ing with convivial “I dess the oxen ‘ ? a yj friends, but he did do their own sew- not connect this ", by the looks of fact in any way with their thimbles.” the interest that shown in his promenade, A DOUBTER. rs did, for the truth was that, 4 the night being stormy, Mr. M " esMAMMA, I } A is y. Mr. Montgom: thought the ; Mi Sf, ery had raised his umbrella previous man said these veg’ to his entrance, and was still holding this tables was fresh.” / > useful article over his head, apparently with They are, the idea that its removal would be the ruin dear. SAME ONE. of his dress-suit. “Well, 'd like Torxapo Tom—""So Ike ’s gone to visit his father, has he? That must have Siieow list been his uncle, then, that we lynched year afore last fer horse-stealing." ; Za‘ Bieve i ¥ know jus’ when Suvxire (ef Tombscone)—" Oh, no; that was his father, ‘That's the feller he’s A MAN will do for his bicycle what his wife they was laid.” gone ter visit.” would ask in vain. THE ANTICS OF AN OLD CIKCUS-HORSE. Cabby bought a horse he knew nothing of, or what former use he had been put to, but— —he soon found out. comicbooks.com