Judge — February 5, 1898 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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If you entertain a plea ‘And wish someone te an | Springs young man has been engaged to three girls, aud they all got around him at a party recently, and told him of all the things ‘0 present that someone with a pleasant | he had said to them. He had said almost the gift same thing to every one of them.— Arkansato Thomas Cat, With which idea one parent had to grapple — One morning, very. very long When going away from home take a bottle And Adam was transported with the apple, of De. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters with you For which she robbed the orchard, as you| Neutralizes impurities in water; corrects all | know, stomach and bowel trouble. Even the modest flower j In the garden, tender-hued, In morning's misty hour Is something of a dewed. Philadelphia Bulletin, Don't be without a bottle of Cook's Imperiat Champagne in your house. There is nothing better to entertain with. Chipper—" 1 suppose you know that Mixer Jhas started a new café on the corner?" Lip fer—" No, U badn't heard of it.” Chitper “Well, he has. He calls it the * Counterfeit.” Lipper—" Vhe Counterfeit?” Chipper—"* Ves ;| hard to pass, you know." —Richmond Dispatch. — Boston Budget. Abbott's Angost This,” said the little boy who was showing You don't know how and you feel like pl fa Watters do the work cating $a pleasure, Ibott sis the oF his eastern relative the suburban beauties of | Chicago. “is th park that General Jackson Chicago Tribune. Mrs, Billions —“* What most surprised yon when you arrived in Paris?” Afrs, Nuri — ¢ fact that the little children of three J talk French. It was pec rochester Herald | = Why | SHAMPOOING | | is made delightfully refreshing, and a real luxury, by the use of | Packer’s | | Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ing. invigorating and antiseptic prop- erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians | and hair-dressers for cleansing and preserving the hair, and for use in treatment of dandruff and baldness. | The Folding Pocket Kodak. | ‘Only 3 inches in thickness when cloted, yet makes pictures ONE 3M laches, Takes cue light-proct flim cartridges and LOADS IN DAYLIGHT, ‘The embotiuent of photographic daintiness and wiility, Prien, Faldiog Porket Kedah, with tne aehromaite lees, $10.00 Light preot Pim Carirlgy, iZexpesares 2562 3%, 0 Kedah Catalogues free at agencies or by mail, No Camera ts a KODAK | EASTMAN KODAK C0, unless manufactured by the Eastman Kodak Co. | ROOHESTER, N.Y. A class of little girls, at school, was asked the meaning of the word philosopher. Most of the hands were extended, but one child seemed specially anxious to teil.“ Well nie, what is a philosopher?” asked the teacher. man what rides a philosopede,” was the little girl's answer.— Pittsburg Bulletin. “MADE IN! BOX CALF» + -{/ | RUSSIA STORM CALE “Oh, I had an th that hack- man last night.” “T gave him little extra change to get himself something to warm up with while be was waiting for the play | toend, and he took so much that he saw all the city blocks double. ‘Then he wanted to fight me because he thought be had driven me two miles instead of one."— Cincinnati Enquirer. ON SALE EVERY WHERE, When a certain general was camping on the lower 3 pi his negro boy, Mar one day asked by a friend whether the general was not terribly annoyed by mosquitoes." No, id Marry. “* Inde ebenin’ Mars’ Geo'ge | +o "toni 1¢ doan’ mind de skeeters, an’ in de mawnin’ de skeeters is so ‘toxicated dey doan’ mind Mars’ Geo'ge."— THE FRENCH ENAMEL PATENT CALF CORDOVAN |] | [Upside Down Drink it alt There are no dregs Alcohol ©pium, Tobace ry Using * Produce each a disease ® having detinte patholo, nent ns administered ot the KEELEY Institate, ‘White Plains, N.Y. pot niararast. with prices purses of all. Styles and Widths from 4g Cuayuaed Remedy fr Graghs and Thru Init One placed fa the mouth at nla prevent that angusiog dryness uf the trust and iesure |S reatfan ee than all the So-called Coagh Drops. Io, your peluuhortind,sead 8 eente £9 ‘enit'we wiil walla pac WALLACK & CO., New York City. Xouwitt get more prompe attention and better service by mentioning Jubak wlica answering advertiset | = E-N- GEN 1 THROAT EASE a= why T COCKTAILS Catalogue Pree. Years of experience have verified the theory that a Cocktail made of } the best materials and aged is infinitely better than those prepared as wanted. As a Cocktail is substantially a blend of different liquors, and as the oldest distillers are a unit in admitting that all blends improve with age, it must be accepted as a fact, ratified by the general experience ofthe trade, that an oped mised drink of aay kiod ts supe- | rior to one made as wanted. Cocktails as served over bars are made entirely by guess, while the Club Cocktails are aged all ready for } use; and require only to be poured over cracked ice and strained off to be in perfect condition. They are made entirely by actual weight and measurement, and, admitting that the same quality of materials are used in both cases, the wholesale form of making must be the only way of getting Cocktails of uniform quality, In the past the male sex were the only ones privileged to par- take of that daintiest of American drinks, the “Cocktail.” With the innovation of Club Cocktails it has been made possible for the gentler sex to satisfy its curiosity in regard to the concoction about which 80 much has bea written and said, and which has heretofore not been ‘THE CELEBRATED “SOHMER | Heads the List of the Highest-Grade Pianos. public will please net MER Piano with name of a cheap id BREA PERFUME Are Best ‘Our name spells— S—O—H—M—E-R New York Warerooms, 149-133 East 14th St. Will remove tonew SOHMER BUILDING D FINN Ave. Street, about February, BOTTLED INBOND ODR DEARBORN | For Sale by All Leadin W. P. SQUIBB & CO., PENNSYLVANIA R. R. PERSONALLY- coNDUCTED SPECIAL TRAINS OF SUPERIOR EQUIPMENT. CALIFORNIA Fouruary 16 Olard Gras Tous), $85, March 19, ‘#210; ove way, $150. FLORIDA February &, February 2 March &. Rate, #90. i) ‘Also Tears te Washingtea,Cl4 Peist Comfort 8 ichmeed I For Itineraries and fall {aformation apply to Ticker Agentar’ Tourist Agent, tits Broadway, obtainable by them. DISTILLERS, LAWRENCEBURG, DEARBORN CO, INDIANA. | Address GRO. W BUY D, Assistant, wer Ageat, Broad St Station, Phila. AVOID IMITATIONS. Bold by Dealers generally, and on the Dining | $ave Battet Cars ofthe priocipal rairoady. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors 30 Broadway, Rew York, an. 20 Piccadilly, W. Londen, Bog Hartford, “PROTECTION” SOAP.— What is it?— ASK YOUR DRUCCIST OR BARBER. | WILLA RD CHEMICAL Co., MALDEN, MASS. comicbooks.com