Judge — December 18, 1897 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Christmas Judge. DESERVED PUNISHMENT. Pustan (bitterly }—" Bate on, Norah! Bate on! Break ivery bone in me poor fool-body' Shure, an’ th’ man that takes an accidint policy out in favor ay his woife, whin thot woife ‘s bigger than himsilf, ought t’ be kilt intoirel THE DRAWING- vba ROOM SOLDIER. YOU never would suppose the beau Would think of war's alarms, Yet underneath the mistletoe There is the call to arms. THE BOY OF IT. Freddie—"\t you'll give me the money to buy the things, pa, I'll make my ‘own Christmas present.” Cobwigger—"What do you want to make, my boy?” Freddie—"Me and Bobbie wants to build a scaffold, with a drop and everything, like they hang —e— 4— people on.” APPRECIATED. Miss Hicucnurcn —** How did er 2 your Christmas-tree innovation go with ASE—An important fac: your Esquimaux parishioners 7” tor in an American ABSENT-MINDED. Missionarv—"' It was.a complete game called poker. Four pl THE MaiD—" You forgot to kiss me this success ; they even ate the candles. morning, Mr. Jones." Mk. JONES—" Dear me, how absent- minded I'm getting ! It must have b:-n my wife I kissed.” aces at certain crises are by many considered a direct intervention of Providence. CHRISTMAS TABLE-TALK. THE PINK LAMI—" This reminds me of the late European war." COP"NONT 1897 ay rat svoce PuBusNiNG COmPARY OF Rep wine ( in chorus)—* How 7" ‘Tue PINK LAMP—" There seems to be nothing but Turkey.” comicbooks.com