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Under the spreading chestnut-tree the village smithy stands, But there the smith no longer wields the sledge with sinewy hands The olden sign of " Blacksmith Shop” there greets the eye no more, But *' Bysickels Repared” is seen above the smoky door. —Denver Post. When you want sparkling wine get Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. ts purity and delicious flavor commend it. “Have you any good sweet cider?" asked Mr. Frankstown of his grocer, ‘* Yes,” replied the man of tea and sugar; ‘| have some gen- uine anarchistic cider.” "Anarchistic? It is likely to make trouble, isn’t it?” “1 don't mean it in that sense. | call it anarchistic cider because it is guaranteed not to work.” —Pitts- burg Chronicle Telegraph. All persons afilicted with dyspepsia will find immediate relief and sure cure by using Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. Katie Dunn is the name of a girl the suburb of —, New Jersey. grammatical error upon the part of my spon- sors," she says. ‘Had I had any say in the matter it would have been Katy Did."—Vew York Evening Sun, “ Tam a true aristocrat,” Said the covering of the pie; * For I always know where I am’at, ‘And none my place deny. You understand me well, I trust, For Iam one of the sort Who call themselves the upper crust ‘And are somehow always short.” —Philadelphia Bulletin. Reasons: Best Malt and Hops, Mountain Spring Water. Years ia the wood. Improved Bottling. Result: Finest Ale Brewed. Harmful Acidity. No False Ferments. No Cloud of Sediment. At all Clubs, Cafer, Restaurants and Hotels, Just what he wants for his Christmas—a pound of Golden Sceptre. $1.30, postpaid. BRUG, 159 Fali 5 YBURBBUG, 139 Fulton Street, Now Under supervision of U.S. Internal Revenue Department, which GUARANTEES its Age, 2 Purity, and Strength. W. P. SQUIBB & CO., Distillers, bitiscne'co.rime: sien etre eer ae Fe ” 7 DEARBORN Cow I> | Send for pamphlet. OTTO HUBER, Brooxktyn, N. Y. BOTTLED IN BOND.... expressage prepaid. Safe delivery, and satisfaction guaranteed. Write for circular. If your dealer does not keep it, send postal order for $1.50 for full quart bottle, in plain wrapper; | , At one of the Mackinac hotels, loved by its frequenters for its associations, in spite of lax management, a new guest demanded a bath, * My dear sir,” said the proprietor," next year we shall have two of the finest and best-equip- d bath-rooms on the island.” ** But,” ob- jected the guest, **I want a bath this year."— Chicago Post, Of course it's a lovely idea to heap coals of fire on a person's head, but they're mighty hot things to handle, —Nobody seems to care much whether he kisses the bride at a silver wedding or not.—Simultaneously with the announcement that Bristow is to have a ladies’ brass band an enterprising merchant of that place advertises mized pickles.— West Union Gazette, “cam push mamma's O-H to her ; she's not very strong.” Reaction never follows the use of O-H Extract of Malt. It builds up the weak as compound interest builds up the bank account. Large Assortment of Fancy Boxes ‘and Baskets. By mail or express. 863 Broadway, jew York. I have lost an arm, sir. Passerby (in haste): < Uhaven’t seen anything of it HIGH-CLASS ALOR, will Boston ayter Easy and Secure. NG Extva a Supes Finest’ Titel Trimmings. The tay GstonButton Lies fet tothele eg. Sarles Ganot Unfaste: le| mole pa 1M, MASS. Accidentally. oh, si A TRIUMPH OF FINANCIAL PROGRESSION THE PRUDENTIAL Had for 1896 the Largest Increase in Income of Any Life Insurance Company in the United States ng Polleteeia, fore, Inegrance in PRUDENTIAL NOTH OF GIGRALTAR Claims Paid, sgt 541,827 susie 158,445 $0034 134116 re 500,000 $300,000 000,000 $28, 000, 000 Send for information. THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE CO. OF AMERICA | Home Office: NEWARK, N, J. JOHN F. DRYDEN, President. comicbooks.com