Judge — October 30, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“When I heard the bicycle-bell I just stood on my rights and refused to move, threatening ai the same time that if he-ran into me I'd sash his machine” ‘*Well?* ‘1 kept my word. He ran into me and I smashed the machine.” “* What did he do?” ** He gath- ered it together.” ‘But to you?" ‘Oh, sadly, “they gathered me together too."— Philadelphia North American, See our exhibit at the American Institute Fair, Madison Square Garden, now open. An- gestura Bitters, Eiffel Tower fruit juices, White's jelly crystals. Be our guests at the fair, We will treat you well. “TL suppose,” said the young woman with the imuiring mind, “that ost, people who go in search of gold get it by working the creeks and ** Mostly, miss,” replied Derringer though once in a while some fellow gets a lot of it by working a bluf."—Wash- ington Star, Before meals and at bedtime—so you won't forget—Abbott's Angostura Bitters. Howcould you forget so stanch a friend? Get the original, “Women,” said Mr. Kittiwink, “are entire- \yout of place in such unfamiliar surroundings 5 Alaska gold-mines.” ‘“*I don't see why,” sid Mrs. Kittiwink, looking up from her mend- ing-basket. ‘I'm sure I’ve always known how handle a dust-pan.""— Washington Capital. After all there is a dead-line which the most able and ambitious woman of the world will sever dare cross. The woman who can take the pitcher's place on a league team is not yet born. =New York World. Judging from some re- cet scores in the east, there are several old dies now pitching for league clubs.—Cincin- aati Times- Star, ~- SHAMPOOING is made delightfully refreshing, and areal luxury, by the use of Packer’s Tar Soap. Its known purity, excellent cleans- ig, invigorating and antiseptic prop- erties have secured for this soap the highest commendation of physicians bnd hair-dressers for cleansing and preserving the hair, and for use in treatment of dandruff and baldness. OR.J.L. STEPHENS. On an ocean-liner there was the usual scene of a line of passengers leaning over the bul- warks, The captain came along ahd slapped on the back one man who was very busy with the sea.‘ Weak stomach, eh?” he exclaimed in that hearty manner that sea-captains have. * Weak stomach 7” moaned the passenger, look- ing up, an expression of discouragement on his face, “Ain't I throwing as far as any of them?" Minneapolis Times. After all the competition at the world’s fair Cook's Imperial Champagne took the gold med- al. It's extra dry. An actress married her manager ‘To gratify a whim ; And if all the gossips say is true She since has managed him. —Cripple Creek Guide, Sometimes young people fall out of love at first sight.—A young man in this town is suf- fering from a strange nervous disease. He can't work a wood-saw up and down.— West Union Gazette, Last winter farmers burned the corn ‘They raised on western hills; This winter they will sell the corn ‘And burn ten-dollar bills. —New York Evening Telegram, “Why do prosperous men always say that the ladder of success is made up of broken rounds?’ “* Well, they do it so that other fel- lows won't try to crawl up after them."—De- troit Free Press. FrOPTOSTOS TEST SWATATATATAT is TV WW, OPIUM 222, DRUNKENNESS 4 OF GIBRALTAR Asscts Income Surplus $19,541,827 $14,158,445 $4,034,116 Policies in force, Insurance in A TRIUMPH OF ++++> FINANCIAL PROGRESSION THE PRUDENTIAL Had for 1896 the Bargest Increase in Income of Any Life Insurance Company in the United States Claims Paid, nearly force over 2,500,000 $320,000.00 $28,000,000 Send for information. THE PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE CO. OF AMERICA Pome Office: NEWARK, N. J. JOHN F. DRYDEN, President. ay, “The pwince of Wales is in Germany dwink- ing mineral watah, and they say it's awfully nawsty. Where are you going, deah boy?" “I'm going home, don't you know, to throw away my filtah,”—Cleveland Plain Dealer, ‘An educated Tennessee horse sold for ten thousand dollars the other day. Many an edu- cated man has been sold for less.—St, Louis Republic, k. tattooing on ‘Did it hurt much?" Dickey— Not till my mother saw it."—Beston Tran- script, We need a snug. small island for anarchists in the middle of the Pacific, and after they have been landed there the bottom of the island can be knocked out advantageously.— Brooklyn Eagle, He—"* Will you fly with me?" She—"* Cer. tainly. Bring your air-ship around at three o'clock and 1'il be all ready but putting on m} hat. Then we can start at four." —Somervill Journal, Discouraged cyclist, unto thee The consolation’ s given To know that there will never be A sprinkling-cart in heaven. —Chicago Tribune. 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