Judge — October 23, 1897 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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idge THEORY AND PRACTICE, A PROMPT RESCUE, oe I N WRITING tales for the papers ‘You never seem to succeed. Here's ‘ How to write short stories ‘"— Just the thing you need to read.” He looked the article over, Then tossed it upon the shelf. ** Yes,” said he, “‘ the theory 's easy— But I wrete that thing myself." c. a, HER POINT OF VIEW. Mrs. Dunk (looking up from her newspaper)—" It's kinder funny, Enoch, about Klondike, the gold-field that the papers are sayin’ so much about.” Farmer Dunk—* What's fanny about it, Debby Mrs. Dunk— Why, ia. spite of the fact that so many men have perished there from cold and privation, all of ‘em that come back seem to be live ones.” COULDN’T GET A CHANCE, 64] DON'T sce how it is,” said Bobby, “that the senators and other public men are always accused of twisting the lion's tail” Bobby had been reading the newspapers. “Why do you say that, Bobby?” WHILE THERE Is LIFE THERE IS “Well, when I went to the circus the BUSINESS other day the lion wouldn't keep quiet long not all dead et. enough for me to do it.” Dicum—"I hope not. What would we do without ‘em ?* HE DID, fast wife a lot,” said the cannibal king, ‘* He said he loved her so '* How nice !" said the caller. “Yes,” assented the king. ‘* She was, and he did.”